The Perils of Heavy Thinking: Special Author Edition

The Perils of Heavy Thinking: Special Author Edition

by Russell Gayer


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The Perils of Heavy Thinking: Special Author Edition by Russell Gayer

CAUTION: Laughter may affect your health!

• Do you, or someone you love, suffer from an addiction to donuts?

• Has an inept plumber ever escalated matters from bad to worse at your home?

• Do you dream of writing the world's greatest "How-to" book, but don't know where to start?

• Have you ever wondered what it was like to watch one of your children run for President?

• Is it possible for a common layperson who barely made passing grades in science to discover a previously unknown medical syndrome?

If you answered Yes, No, or Maybe to any of these questions, this is the book for you. This collection of hilarious short stories and essays will take you on a wild ride from medical mishaps, to failing fishermen, GPS goofballs, and painful politicians. Along the way you'll meet people who talk too much, think too much, and eat too many deep-fried, sugar-coated pastries.

Pull up a comfortable chair and learn the secrets of mediocrity from the Master of Laziness and Procrastination. He'll teach you how not to skin a skunk, why Classic is better than Old, and who to blame when items around your home come up missing. Meet Rachel Crofton, creator of the revolutionary new diet, The Food Triangle. Get in on the secrets of how to properly select and care for peeves as pets. Discover what your teenage daughter should learn in Driver's Ed, and how to cope with the pressure of a mother in-law named Cruella.

This book may not cure all the world's problems, but it is guaranteed to provide hours of stress-free entertainment and laugh-out-loud-moments. Even the most irritable funny bones will be tickled with delight.

"Russell Gayer's The Perils of Heavy Thinking is a laugh-out-loud, honk-like-a-goose, and snort-through-your-nose kind of book. To describe Gayer as a sick puppy or certifiable is to not do him justice. This is, after all, the man Dave Barry once casually - and incautiously - referred to as his "idol." And that's the truth - I was there when poor Mr. Barry, no neophyte when it comes to lunacy himself, said so. All in all, it's safe to say that The Perils of Heavy Thinking is a comic blast of a book - but be forewarned: you read it at the risk of your own sanity!"
~ Jerry Hogan, author of The Apostate and Angels in the Ozarks

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781940222394
Publisher: Pen-L Publishing
Publication date: 04/04/2014
Pages: 238
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.50(d)

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