The Princess and the Penis

The Princess and the Penis

by R. J. Silver

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A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940011151934
Publisher: RJ Silver
Publication date: 12/06/2010
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 171,334
File size: 254 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

My name is RJ. I’m a man who writes quirky romantic humor books. That alone should tell you that I'm psychologically imbalanced.

Most people ask me why I write. The answer is simple. Like most men, I get in a lot of trouble with the woman in my life. When she's really angry at me, and I'm hiding from her, writing is the one thing I can do that doesn't make any noise.

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The Princess and the Penis 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2823 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This humorous adult fairly tale had me laughing through the entire story. Princess Amalia is a beautiful and innocent young woman who has been extremely overprotected by her father King Norwood. She has been raised with maids and soldiers surrounding her, whose sole purpose is to protecting her virtue. Amalia grows up completely naive and uneducated when it comes to the relations between a man and a woman. By order of the king, the entire kingdom is forbidden to speak to the princess regarding this intimate subject matter, and the penalty is death. But something curious has suddenly appeared beneath her sheets one night, and she has no idea what it is. As the story unfolds, the author has you cheering on Amalia's quirky aunts and her sensible mother, the queen. Together they work to convince the king to tell her the truth, and at the same time try to discover how this very odd lump came to be in the princess's bed. Great fun to read from such a talented author! His style of writing is very smooth and flows very well. The characters are simple but well developed as I would expect in a short story. I hope to see more of his work. Yes, it is for adults and yes it is adult humor. If one has a problem with BN because adult fiction is not separate from other fictional works, then fault BN and not the work of the author.
NicksMom2005 More than 1 year ago have to have a sense of humor about stories like this to fully appreciate it. I thought that it was very well written & entertaining. I will definitely be looking for more books by this author!!!
moonlight_butterfly More than 1 year ago
it was a joy to giggle and laugh though and anyone who just says eww has no sense of humor and didnt read the cute ending
MissBeehaven More than 1 year ago
I was browsing free books and found this on accident. I downloaded out of curiosity - LOL but out of boredom read it. The book was actually well written and funny humor.
ArtfullyYours More than 1 year ago
It was definitely a short funny story. It was an entertaining read for the most part. With a title like this, I feel like they should have dug even deeper. It has a classic fairytale ending and is most certainly an adult princess story that most women might dream of.
Bott1009 More than 1 year ago
This book had me laughing out loud until the end. I woke my husband up because I was laughing so hard he thought I was crying.
fairyflying More than 1 year ago
I laughed so hard. This is a must read!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book wasn't "sexy" like I expected it to be, but genuinely funny and well written. I most certainly would recommend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cute, Cunning, and Funny. Nice quick read after a long day of work! Whoever cannot have a sense of humor and maturity to pass by books without making snyde comments. Turn on your telivision, google anything, and walk down the street. Life is even worse outside of the computer.
camilla davis More than 1 year ago
Very funny!!!!!!!! Loved it. Please note though it is a short story.
Dia-Shel More than 1 year ago
Highly recommend reading this.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I never thought I would find another version of the Princess and the Pea that made me laugh more than tha Carol Burnett TV version......but I was WRONG! If you don't understand that referrence, you are too google it. Anyway, regardless of whether you are an old married woman or an "experienced" youngster, you will find this a quick funny read. And, if my dear granddaughter is reading this review, I'll loan you the book in another 10 years!
MrsFerguson22 More than 1 year ago
It is a fairy tale adult women will love. Just imagine a world where the largest penis you know of isn't attached to a man....
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I sat down and read this during naptime!! So funny and full of BIG truths would recomend to anyone who likes funny romances!!!
nookworm7 More than 1 year ago
First off, if you're a prude, don't read this and then give the author a bad rating. It is called The Princess & the Penis for a reason. I thought this book was cute and fun; very fairytale-like. I laughed throughout the entire book. The author writes very well. I read this in a couple of hours. Thank you for such a light and fun read!
leighBP More than 1 year ago
This was one of the best books I ever read. I couldn't put it down or stop laughing. I'll definately be looking for more from this author.
mooze1251 More than 1 year ago
It was short, funny and a bit naughty. I enjoyed it.
WilliamConner More than 1 year ago
My wife and I both just finished P & P and really enjoyed it. I laughed out loud several times and had a smile on my face for the rest. A very fun, clever, and entertaining little work. You can't beat the price too! You'll enjoy it, so take a chance and download it now. You'll be hooked on this author and have a very entertaining read.
Kaylin Braun More than 1 year ago
It was really funny. My sister, my mom and I were laughing our butts off! I would definetly recommend this book to my friends! Also, it even has a hilarious cover title that makes people really want to read 'The Prrincess and the Penis'.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
havent u evr heard that if u dont have smthng nice 2 say dont say anythg at all thank u kind peeps who wrote nice reviews obviosly peeps should follow ur ex.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
quite silly but enjoyable
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
When you are having a bad day or just want a funny read this book is a must. It had me laughing from the begining. Its every womans fantasy.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
it was a quick read..about 30-45 minutes. Worth it and funny. An adult fairy tale that will entertain your inner child.
netJP More than 1 year ago
i liked it! it made me laugh, giggle was a nice short story. have told other nookbook friends to download and read....
CocoCaliente More than 1 year ago
I am always on the lookout for something new. This story was not only new, but incredibly funny. I read parts of it to my husband in the car and we had some laughs. I especially loved that despite its subject matter it was not raunchy.