The stunning Amber Lyte is about to marry her beau the arrogant Blake Jefferson in a romp across a tropical island off the east coast of Australia. Everybody has an agenda and the only thing that functions properly is the air-conditioning in the cold room where the father of the bride has been stowed. This wedding party is not merely dysfunctional; it is the nuclear bomb of nuptials. Amber’s fiancé can’t tell one sister from the other and the brain-dead best man has fallen for the graceless mother of the bride. Luckily for Amber she has her business partner and ‘bestie’ Peter Nutt, to turn to for comfort when things get messy. The story is a mix of dark humour, romance, light erotica, and absurdity.