Tom is turning 16. His hormones are raging. Tired of having “wet, sticky” sessions on his own, he makes it a birthday mission to lose his virginity to the Scarlet Woman, a prostitute with glorious red hair that he has only admired from afar.
But what shocks are in store for Tom’s first session?
Artemis Hunt has a husband who thinks all fiction is nonsense and all writers of fiction should get their heads checked for situational delusions. At any one time, they have 16 to 20 dogs, many of suspicious virtue.
Artemis frequently wishes she has telekinesis, so she doesn’t have to lift a finger to change the room temperature. She’s constantly glued to her computer, which serves as her gateway to her friends, books, movies, TV serials and sometimes husband, even though they’re sitting on the same bed two feet apart.