The Schnoz of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings

The Schnoz of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings

by John J Osterhout

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Overview

Froyo Bagpants, a halfbit of the Mire, must destroy the Schnozring by tossing it into the fire pit of Mount Drool to prevent the Great Schnoz from conquering Central Oith. But you knew that. This parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings has the obligatory funny names and the twisted plot but it also has a special charm all its own. You needn't have read the books nor seen the movies to enjoy this book. The characters are a little crazy, lusty, and sometimes even a bit heroic. Froyo and his companions, the Six Pack of Central Oith, must overcome many obstacles in their quest to make Central Oith safe from the dark power of the Great and Powerful Schnoz. Buy the book and laugh your way through the misadventures of Froyo and his friends.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780996217507
Publisher: Clovendell Press
Publication date: 03/31/2015
Pages: 304
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.68(d)

About the Author

John J. Osterhout was born in Ranger, Texas. He grew up in several small towns in east and central
Texas before escaping to college. When he is not trying to write, John slaves away at his day job as department chair and professor of chemistry at Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas where he tries to trick freshman into learning chemistry. He lives in San Angelo, Texas with his wife, Kathryn.

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