Always a bridesmaid, never the bride. Always the third wheel or the friend who "Takes one for the team." Dating is a gross word to one who has no idea what she is doing, let alone knows how to do it. Some people are naturally talented when it comes to dating, flirting or catching the eye of the heartthrob from across the room. As for me, I am NOT that one. Instead, I have the elbow sniffers, knee lickers, and ear pinchers; trust me, you read that correctly my friend. Enjoy the journey on my comedic dating life as I wrote all of my horrible dates, relationships, trail and tribulations that help make me who I am today. The Single Chronicles Part 1, Welcome to the beginning of a single girls' diary.