Lansing Lotte is caught in bed, quite literally, with his pants down.
I get it. I've heard the jokes. My name sounds like some medieval character who was a hero. Hell, my best friend's named Arturo King. Ring any medieval bells? But this is my story and I'm no hero. I also get the jokes. Lancelot is a play on the words lance and lot, and a lance refers to a sword, which is a euphemism for dick. What does a man do with his dick? He fucks. A lot. So if my name is Lansing Lotte, I must be "fucking lot." Get it? Fucking a lot? Which I'm not saying I don't, that's not the point. Another reference to something sexual. Get my point? Huh, I made a punny. But again this is my story, and I haven't done anything funny. In fact, I've killed three women, and only one of them I loved. Yeah, that's right? Not laughing now. It's not funny. And I'm definitely no fucking hero.
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Great story. I'll admit it took longer to get into. Lansing had some serious issues trying to figure out what he really wanted. He had a full plate and then some between Elaine, Layne, Guinevere, Lila and Fluer. He learns a lot about himself and what he truly craves isn't what he thought it was. It took him a while to figure out his life, plenty of mistakes along the way, but he got there. Guinevere, I don't know what I think about her. I'm not sure what to say about two of them, and what i have to say isn't very nice, but you should read it to find out why I think that. And then Lila, she had ever reason not to trust. Things kept being thrown in her face, though not exactly by Lansing. It took her a while to accept the truth. She wasn't wrong to doubt, but can she get over that doubt? And Fluer is adorable. Got to lvoe that little girl. BTW, I want more Will. Just sayin
Ok, first I want to say go GET the Legend Of Arturo King by LB Dunbar if you haven't yet. For me it is a must read to enjoy the story as a unit. Because this series so far has rocked and will continue to do so. I personally have not been a huge fan of King Arthur but this writer has a magical way with her words that her stories draw you in. She didn't a great job bring this story to life and what it would be like if it was in our century. I will say I was a bit a concerned with how my feelings would range with Lansing. Yet, this book drew me in and won me over. I was glad I read it. I was so into it that I couldn't put it down. I read through the night and into the morning hours. So ladies be prepared to want to stay up with Lansing. He will definitely make you swoon and aww... All the characters will take hold of your attention, and keep you guessing. On edge of your seat wondering what is happening and will happen. The POV in this story where amazing because in puts you in a state of suspense. For me that is the best mix in a story because it gets you hooked and eager for more. Especially when you can connect with at least one of the characters if not more. I found myself comparing my experiences with theirs. It was nice to take a journey with Lansing to self discovery. Sometimes we have to deal with the difficult parts in life to get the happy ones. Also to be open to all possibilities even when we don't expect them or feel worthy of them. So take a chance at discovering the legends and rocking with some amazing characters.