Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens...until now!
It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music?
This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart-filled circumstances. Never again will you be frozen in place and silent with embarrassment, or loudly and unjustly accusing your neighbor of being the one who “dealt it.” Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provides a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
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About the Author
Bree Kingwind's singular goal in life is to make others laugh, which is exactly what she hopes this book will make you do. A writer from the time she could hold a pencil, Bree ultimately parlayed her love of words into a career as an advertising copywriter, writing for brands like Charmin and GE. Bree lives in New York City, where you can always find her exploring new running routes and tirelessly hunting for the perfect podcast.