There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say

There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say

by Paula Poundstone
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say by Paula Poundstone

Part memoir, part monologue, with a dash of startling honesty, There’s Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say features biographies of legendary historical figures from which Paula Poundstone can’t help digressing to tell her own story. Mining gold from the lives of Abraham Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and Beethoven, among others, the eccentric and utterly inimitable mind of Paula Poundstone dissects, observes, and comments on the successes and failures of her own life with surprising candor and spot-on comedic timing in this unique laugh-out-loud book.

If you like Paula Poundstone’s ironic and blindingly intelligent humor, you’ll love this wryly observant, funny, and touching book.

Paula Poundstone on . . .

The sources of her self-esteem: “A couple of years ago I was reunited with a guy I knew in the fifth grade. He said, “All the other fifth-grade guys liked the pretty girls, but I liked you.” It’s hard to know if a guy is sincere when he lays it on that thick.

The battle between fatigue and informed citizenship: I play a videotape of The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer every night, but sometimes I only get as far as the theme song (da da-da-da da-ah) before I fall asleep. Sometimes as soon as Margaret Warner says whether or not Jim Lehrer is on vacation I drift right off. Somehow just knowing he’s well comforts me.

The occult: I need to know exactly what day I’m gonna die so that I don’t bother putting away leftovers the night before.

TV’s misplaced priorities: Someday in the midst of the State of the Union address they’ll break in with, “We interrupt this program to bring you a little clip from Bewitched.”

Travel: In London I went to the queen’s house. I went as a tourist—she didn’t invite me so she could pick my brain: “What do you think of my face on the pound? Too serious?”

Air-conditioning in Florida: If it were as cold outside in the winter as they make it inside in the summer, they’d put the heat on. It makes no sense.

The scandal: The judge said I was the best probationer he ever had. Talk about proud.

With a foreword by Mary Tyler Moore

From the Hardcover edition.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780307382283
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication date: 11/27/2007
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 288
Sales rank: 309,678
Product dimensions: 5.20(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

Paula Poundstone has been a stand-up comic for twenty-seven years. Her long list of successes includes HBO specials, an Emmy Award, two Cable ACE Awards, and an American Comedy Award for Best Female Stand-Up. She now appears regularly on National Public Radio’s Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me!, and her highly anticipated Bravo special, Look What the Cat Dragged In, will air this fall. Paula lives in Santa Monica, California, with her three children, Toshia, Allison, and Thomas E. Poundstone.

From the Hardcover edition.

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ComedyKitten More than 1 year ago
I bought the book after seeing Paula perform. I have been a long time fan and she deals with her court issues with gusto. The book is in an interesting format-she talks about her life in comparison to other famous people, such as Charles Dickens, Helen Keller & Joan of Arc. Paula has always been very self-deprecating and this is no different. I also found the history aspect very interesting. She talks about what got the Wright Brothers interested in flight and it was something I had never heard before. All in all, I found the book very informative and funny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
One of the funniest books I ever read my entire life. Right up there with "Forrest Gump" and "Candide", though this is actually non-fiction/memoir. I laughed out loud every page. Absurd, zany observations and wit. Discursive storytelling that makes this book very accessible, easy to pick up at any point and read. I've always been a fan of Paula Poundstone. I almost think they should make this into a play or movie. She mentions she never thought she would finish the book, but considering the result, I think she did a very good job. If you're a Paula Poundstone fan, like the absurdities of life, or just like to laugh, I HIGHLY recommend this book.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
If you're a fan of quirky observations of human nature, you'll love Paula's book. I found myself laughing out loud numerous times as I read this book. Paula is both brutally honest, and hilariously subversive in her approach to modern life. If you enjoy reading David Sedaris, meet his female counterpart.