This Never Happened

This Never Happened

by R. Tim Morris


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Cepik Small doesn’t belong here. Around Coney Island, he’s known as “Epic” but his life could not be less so. And no matter how hard he tries, he can’t shake the feeling that he was born in the wrong place, at the wrong time. The cocktail of drugs he takes daily doesn’t help and the face-blindness from which he suffers only adds to his feeling of isolation.

In his dreams, Epic lives in the countryside with the girl he loves. In his dreams, Epic is the cherished son of proud and ever-present parents. In his dreams, Epic is everything he was meant to be. But nobody ever lives their dreams, do they?

Just as he begins seeing a new and unorthodox therapist, Epic also meets the bold and blithe Abigail Ayr. And when a novel found on the subway begins to strangely mirror events in his own life, the mysteries of Epic Small’s dreams quickly and uncontrollably begin to unravel.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781999072810
Publisher: R. Tim Morris
Publication date: 03/20/2019
Pages: 354
Sales rank: 956,277
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.25(h) x 0.79(d)

About the Author

R. Tim Morris is an anxiety-ridden, maladjusted, coffee drinking novelist, but not in a cliché way. When not writing, he works as a library technician at an independent school in Vancouver, Canada. When not doing either, he's usually reading fiction (contemporary, speculative, graphic novels), playing board games, double-checking New York City subway routes, bleeding blue as a die hard Rangers fan, and bleeding red from stepping on the kids' Lego.

Table of Contents

1. Ten Thousand Years Later

2. Lovehunter

3. The Third

4. The Undiner

5. Demon of the Surf

6. Small Shoes

7. Bildungsroman

8. The Dullahan

9. A Parting of the Sensory

10. Buzz Kill

11. Our Worst Ghosts

12. Somewhere We Both Belong

13. Epoch

14. Welcome to the AIIB Experience

15. The In-Betweens

16. The Duality of Thee

17. Contemplating Kentucky

18. This Never Happened

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