Toby Chalmers Commits

Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide

by Jeremy Thompson

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Overview

One day, horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece:

The Muff Whisperer
Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to a charcoal skeleton...save for one small bit of anatomy.

To unravel the musky mystery of a flying, street fighting sex organ, Jordan must pay a visit to Dr. Arnie Shrem, a.k.a. The Muff Whisperer.

Between each completed chapter of their work in progress, the intruder regales Toby with details of their next collaborations, “excellent ideas” involving superpowered penis transplants and anthropomorphic, extraterrestrial, lesbian bulldogs. Simultaneously, the cretin is mutating into an animal-vegetable hybrid.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940155187226
Publisher: Necro Publications
Publication date: 04/20/2018
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 337 KB

About the Author

JEREMY THOMPSON is a Southern California-based writer of horror, SF, thrillers and bizarro fiction. His published work includes The Fetus and Other Stories and The Phantom Cabinet, as well as Into the Darkness: Volume One’s closing tale.

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