Toby Chalmers Commits

Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide


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One day, horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece:

The Muff Whisperer
Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to a charcoal for one small bit of anatomy.

To unravel the musky mystery of a flying, street fighting sex organ, Jordan must pay a visit to Dr. Arnie Shrem, a.k.a. The Muff Whisperer.

Between each completed chapter of their work in progress, the intruder regales Toby with details of their next collaborations, "excellent ideas" involving superpowered penis transplants and anthropomorphic, extraterrestrial, lesbian bulldogs. Simultaneously, the cretin is mutating into an animal-vegetable hybrid.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781944703493
Publisher: Necro Publications
Publication date: 03/26/2018
Pages: 162
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.35(d)

About the Author

Jeremy Thompson is the fictionist responsible for the novels The Phantom Cabinet and The Land of Broken Sky (Necro Publications) and Let's Destroy Investutech (Bedlam Press). His stories have appeared in a number of magazines and anthologies, including Into the Darkness, Under the Bed, DarkFuse, Sanitarium, and Walk Han­­­­­d in Hand into Extinction. A San Diego State University graduate, Jeremy resides in Oceanside, California.

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