Totlandia - Book 1 (The Onesies, Fall)

Totlandia - Book 1 (The Onesies, Fall)

by Josie Brown

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Overview

IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES:



The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children’s playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city’s ultra-competitive elite, the club’s ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize.



But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club’s founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there’s no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection…from tots or their moms.



In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year’s admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle.



But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son’s life. Jillian’s husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband—just a sperm donor—and she’s hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs… just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club.



Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances—and their private lives—go up in flames?



Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781942052227
Publisher: Signal Press
Publication date: 10/05/2015
Series: Totlandia , #1
Pages: 200
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.42(d)

About the Author

Josie Brown is the author of the best-selling Housewife Assassin's Handbook series (13 novels); the Totlandia series (5 novels) and the True Hollywood Lies series (2 novels).

Her other novels include:
The Candidate (political thriller)
The Baby Planner (contemporary women's fiction) and
Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives (contemporary women's fiction) which was optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer for television.

Josie lives in San Francisco with her husband and two children.
You can reach her via her website: www.JosieBrown.com and www.HousewifeAssassinsHandbook.com

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