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TwiLITE A Parody
     

TwiLITE A Parody

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by Sue Knott
 

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This parody skewers the best-selling novel about the sparkly undead. Whether you're a "Twilight" lover or hater, you'll find TwiLITE totally "amazing" (the word used most frequently in the scores of reviews generated on scribd). The scribd preview garnered a 5-star rating and rave reviews including:
"I love Twilight. But I swear I think I almost love this even

Overview

This parody skewers the best-selling novel about the sparkly undead. Whether you're a "Twilight" lover or hater, you'll find TwiLITE totally "amazing" (the word used most frequently in the scores of reviews generated on scribd). The scribd preview garnered a 5-star rating and rave reviews including:
"I love Twilight. But I swear I think I almost love this even more."
"This was hilarious!"
"boi i luv this book!! amazing"

"TwiLITE A Parody" is a true parody, following Stephenie's book non-event by non-event, exposing the ridiculous every step of the way. Our stars are Edward Sullen and Bella Swoon, and boy is she clumsy. Edward, of course, has the face that launched 300 pages of gushing prose. (Can we call it prose if it made us want to vomit?)

If you haven't already read "Twilight," you'll just say, "Hunh?" after reading this parody. So, go waste valuable hours reading that amazingly light 498-page tome so you can laugh your butt off over "TwiLITE A Parody!"

This 4th edition is 25% longer than previous editions. That's 24.9% more laughs.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781463691295
Publisher:
CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:
03/23/2012
Pages:
112
Sales rank:
1,221,127
Product dimensions:
5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.23(d)

Meet the Author

Sue Knott is the doting mother of a teen son and the long-suffering wife of an equally long-suffering (but much crankier) husband. She has also been "mom" to a bunny (now deceased) and an extremely energetic pooch.
She has had a varied and successful career as an advertising copywriter. She has lived in Pittsburgh, PA; NYC; LaCrosse, WI; Scranton, PA; and currently makes her home in upstate NY. Occasionally she tries her hand at stand-up comedy, though she is in complete and total terror whenever she takes the stage.
Ms. Knott knows she must do some wild and whacky things to promote her books and is totally dreading putting herself "out there" in the public eye. She asks everyone to please try to overlook her bulges and wrinkles. (Sun damage from the '70s...who knew?)
Sue is an avid gardener and wishes she had time to pursue craft projects (or even just to clean her house). She also desperately wishes for you to post reviews and tell all your friends about her book(s).
Sue Knott sincerely hopes that the author of the book that inspired her parody does not in any way take personal offense. Sue offers her lampooning with great admiration for the empire said author has built and with the affection she believes is due every human being. (Truth be told, Sue's sarcastic wit is much sharper when wielded against her own husband and she hopes to stay in his good graces as well.)
Sue has a sweet tooth. She wears a size 9 shoe. She collects art glass. She recycles. She sewed her own wedding gown (big mistake). She revels in the outdoors and longs to be on the beach. She prattles on at the keyboard. She is a safety nutcase. And she loves to Zumba.

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TwiLITE A Parody 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 24 reviews.
maffism More than 1 year ago
This book was absolutely excellent. I recommend it to all, regardless of how they feel about the Twilight series. Unfortuneatly it was a little short.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its an awesome book, and its so obvious the haters r just twilight lovers
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
WELL, I WOULD CONSIDER TELLING ABOUT THIS BOOK, BUT IT WOULD TAKE FOREVER SO..... READ THE STINKIN BOOK TO FIND OUT!
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Ooh.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Woke up.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sex zone bye
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ill be emberkit
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Two things: 1Good keep writing 2what the fu_ck they must of really currupted her to make do that
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Is it really childish.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Why listen to my opinion when you can read a nice, long preview online at scribd or amazon to see how you like it?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Twilights horn glowed as she turned thd page of an ancient book. Dark spells lay on every page, tempting the unicorn. Everypony told her not to read it. They told her it was bad news. But Twilight had already begun. There was no stopping the darkness from infiltrating her. Now all Twilighg had to do was use one of the spells. One of the spells caught her attention. It was a spell to make dark crystals grow out of the ground. Thinking that sounded harmless, Twilight cast it. A small, black crystal sprouted out of the library floor. Suddenly, shadows spilled from the book and wrapped themselves around the mare. They seeped into her body, corrupting her. Twilights eyes turned red, along with the pink stripes in her mabe and tail. Her Element of Harmony, which was sitting on the other side of the room, turned black and crackled with dark magic. Spike ran downstairs and gasped. "Twilight, what happ-" but he couldnt finish his sentence, for Twilight had blasted him to the ground. "I am no longer Twilight Sparkle." The mare growled, standing over him. "I am Twilight Shadow! And nothing can stop me from ruling all of Equestria!" Spike tried getting up, but the evil unicorn pinned him down. She raised her hoof abd punched him in the face. Blood dribbled out of Spikes mouth as Twilight Shadow beat him till he was out cold. Then she took the form of purple smoke, like Nightmare Moon had. Who was next?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Edward sullen and bella swoon really
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its a great book. I mean who doesnt hate twilite(yes i know i spelled it wrong).
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Bed
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im a twilight lover and i think its funny wen people make parodies for books!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Well lets just get a few things straight. 1. This book wasn't very funny at all. It never really had any laugh out loud moments. There were lots of parts in the real books that were left out that totally could have been made fun of!!! 2. The writing just wasnt great. It was like stupid writing. Like "I'm bela and im stupid, pale, funny, and clumsy!" Instead I think the writer could have taken a better aproach to being "funny." 3. Its a bad purchause it isnt funny what so ever honestly save your money and your gigabite space on you nook.
Shell_M More than 1 year ago
Don't bother
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Parodys SUCK. Ur wrong they insult the book. When i become an author, yah thats right, i font want my book made into a parody. It makes u feel sad that people hate ur book that much.Twlight4ever- Zafrina