Undercover Alien Kid from the Planet UFARTED- UFARTED and I Flew to Beantown

Undercover Alien Kid from the Planet UFARTED- UFARTED and I Flew to Beantown

by L. Bee

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Overview

Dear Earthling Diary,

Today has been my most embarrassing, worst, bumfluff day on earth so far. It was insane in the methane! I had the best, most awesomely fartastic plan to make my mark and get the attention of Olivia Barnett, the most popular, cutest girl in school, but that backfired big-time...

Through my rear.

And now, because of my epic stink-bomb that had everyone in school ducking for cover, I have an even bigger, rattle-worthy problem than just Olivia Barnett's stunk-up, offended nose. My best friend, Alex, is way too close to blowing a blue dart right into the bulls-eye of my big, brown whopper of a secret--that I'm not from earth.

I'm an Undercover Alien Kid from the Planet UFARTED.

My parents are going to seriously honk their fog horns when they find out I've booty-blown our cover.

*Squeak*

Live long and fart well,
Skidmark (a.k.a. Mark) Rumpus
Junior Blaster of UFARTED

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781987005110
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date: 10/19/2018
Series: Undercover Alien Kid from the Planet UFARTED , #1
Pages: 88
Product dimensions: 7.00(w) x 10.00(h) x 0.18(d)
Age Range: 6 - 8 Years

About the Author

Laura Bee Books publishes books for children ages 0-12. Each age group is separated by author: Laura Bee Books for children's picture books, and L. Bee and/or Laura B. Keysor for Middle Grade books for kids ages 6-12.

When Laura's not writing she's hanging out at the beach with her face buried in a good book. Some of her favorite things include cool stories she discovers in history, archaeology, Indiana Jones, anything Jane Austen, BBC period dramas, traveling as much as possible, hanging out with her awesome nieces and nephews, and warm chocolate croissants.

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