A collection of essential, but unavailable, products for the middle-aged woman.
In This Issue
In This Issue
- Meandering Mind Corrective Shock Necklace
- Ovulation Farewell Party Kit
- Young Body Decal
- Hearing Aid Earrings
- Suzy Surgery Doll
- The Joy of Middle-Aged Sex
�and many other items that you won't find anywhere.
Even when you're out of flow, we're here to keep you in the know.
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Victoria's Rejects: A Humorous Catalogue for Women Who Have Achieved Middle-Age based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
If you're a person who enjoys Dave Barry, you'll like this one. I enjoyed it and laughed out loud several times. The cover shows the Knee Fat Lifter, which looks a bit like a garter. It would seem the Skin Clips (shown below) would "work" much the same way. The "catalog" is divided by these categories: Beauty Products, Cognitive Enhancers, Books, Gift Items, Clothing, Intimate Matters, Sensory Aids, New Age, Mood Modifiers, Dolls, Baby It's You, Music, Exercise, Health Supplements, Trips, Continuing Education, and concludes with an Order Worksheet. I think that this would be a fun gift idea for any lady over a certain age who has a sense of humor. My favorite item is Space-shoe Heels. I think that I should order a pair! You have to see it to believe it!
(Husbands - if you give this it may not be recieved in the spirit in which it was written.) Hilarious!! You'll wish you could order some of these products. I can't imagine how much fun they must have had writing this.. Check out their re-written Mother Goose Rhymes, too.