Wake Up And Smell The Coffin - 129 Clues You're Aging Dis-Gracefully!

Wake Up And Smell The Coffin - 129 Clues You're Aging Dis-Gracefully!

by David Samson

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Wake Up And Smell The Coffin - 129 Clues You're Aging Dis-Gracefully! by David Samson

Face it. The best years of your life are still BEHIND you.

Whether you're 30, 40, 50 or beyond, it's time to Wake Up and Smell The Coffin. Now of course this doesn't mean you could die tomorrow. It could be NOW!

Here you'll find dozens of signs that are DEAD GIVE-AWAYS. Little indicators which all point to the fact that you're unlikely to survive long enough to finish this sentence.

So if you've gotten this far, don't be SMUG about it!

For no matter how old you are, how great your genes or healthy your diet, right now, at this very moment, as the clock ticks away, this hilarious e-book proves you're aging DIS-GRACEFULLY!

So just sit back, relax, and accept the fact that you're going to die – with LAUGHTER, after getting this humorous volume!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940016535814
Publisher: The Funny Guy Company
Publication date: 06/15/2013
Series: FunnyEBooks.com , #16
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 996,494
File size: 5 MB

About the Author

DAVID SAMSON is FUNNYGUY.COM and founder of FUNNYEBOOKS.COM. The author of 47 books, he’s a professional speaker, media personality and advertising creative executive. Random House, Simon & Schuster, St. Martin’s Press, Penguin and other major houses have published his works.

His titles span humor, self-help and celebrity autobiographies. They’ve been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie ‘O’ Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, The Fox News Network, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, Larry King, and have been published in England, France, Germany, China, Brazil, etc.

In addition, his books have been featured or he’s been interviewed in People, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Magazine, American Airlines Magazine, USA Today, The Philadelphia Metro, and The New York Times. He’s also been a frequent guest on many radio shows including top ten markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.

David has been a creative force at powerhouse agencies such as Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erikson. He was involved with the “Where’s The Beef” campaign for Wendy’s and has created advertising for Toyota, Hilton Hotels, Bausch & Lomb, Diet Coke, Continental Airlines, Master Card, Sharp Electronics, Lifesavers, Century 21 Real Estate, Milton-Bradley, Yoplait Yogurt, The Los Angeles Times, Heineken, Timberland Boots, Mennen, Howard Johnson’s, National Car Rental, Almond Joy, Fancy Feast, Days Inn, Cheerios, Crayola, Lockheed, to name a few.

Now the President of AdVille.com in Los Angeles, he develops websites and marketing strategies in partnership with select companies.

He believes the best years of his life are still BEHIND him!

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