Wake Up and Smell the Shit: Hilarious Travel Disasters, Monstrous Toilets, and a Demon Dildo

Wake Up and Smell the Shit: Hilarious Travel Disasters, Monstrous Toilets, and a Demon Dildo


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Wake Up and Smell the Shit: Hilarious Travel Disasters, Monstrous Toilets, and a Demon Dildo by Kirsten Koza

Stand back! The tales in this raunchy round-the-world romp might get you dirty.

We've all had unspeakable experiences while traveling that we're ashamed to admit, but these often become our best stories in the retelling. The writers in this collection cast inhibition aside and reveal their weirdest and worst moments and how they made the best of them. And memorable moments in exotic destinations come in all shapes and sizes: insects as big as Pam Anderson’s left tit, regrettable sex, stink-eyed officials, horrible healers, Lady Gaga’s shoes and Madonna’s special meal, trigger-happy militants, and peeping Tom rock stars.

Adventure vicariously as:

Spud Hilton (not Monty Python) finds the Holy Grail by accident.
Meghan Ward squats, and then the toilet grunts back, in Goa.
Kasha Rigby proved how tough she is on National Geographic’s Ultimate Survival Alaska, but is she a match for a 90-year-old bone breaker in Guatemala?
Namibians stereotype Chinese men as Bruce Lee—Gerald Yeung wonders if attacking baboons will do the same.
Keph Senett (hoping not to follow in the footsteps of Pussy Riot) braves bombs, police and a Soviet-era sofa bed to play soccer at the LGBT games in Putin’s Russia.
Jabba-the-Turd versus Shannon Bradford in an epic showdown in Argentina.
And many more….

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781609521097
Publisher: Travelers' Tales Guides, Incorporated
Publication date: 10/20/2015
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 1,208,126
Product dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Kirsten Koza is a humorist, journalist, adventurer, expedition organizer and the author of Lost in Moscow: A Brat In the USSR. She’s a contributor to Travelers’ Tales anthologies and her stories “Chasing Tornadoes” and “Mare’s Milk, Mountain Bikes, Meteors & Mammaries; a Nipply Night in Nomad’s Land” are in The Best Women’s Travel Writing, volumes 8 and 9. Her misadventure “Easter Island: The Chilean with the Brazilian” is in Leave the Lipstick, Take the Iguana.

As a journalist, she contributes to TheBlot Magazine and covers topics such as cannibalism, bullfighting, dildos, Putin, gluten, twisted travel, tropical diseases, gross food, and outrageous world politics.

Her travel writing and photographs have been published in newspapers and magazines around the world including DreamScapes (a travel & lifestyle magazine in Canada), The Guardian (UK), Iquitos Times (Peru), Guatemala Times(Guatemala), Outpost (a hardcore travel magazine and Open Central Asia (a business and society magazine).

Kirsten also leads writing, photography and eating expeditions and lives in Sutton, Ontario, Canada.

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PerkeyPixieJMU More than 1 year ago
Absolutely phenomenally hilarious assortment of stories from all different types of people in all different types of situations. I laughed out loud (to the point of blushing) reading a story (had to do with airplanes and sleeping pills) at a bar in the Ft. Lauderdale airport, and I'm still chuckling now thinking of it. Definitely by far one of the top two funniest books I've ever had the pleasure of picking up. I've let friends borrow it too. If you travel at all, want to, and/or have a sense of humor, pick this up.
SamRHow More than 1 year ago
Great read for travelers and non-travelers alike; it shows the human quality of losing ones dignity while in unfamiliar places and being able to laugh about it afterwards, no matter how humiliating.