“It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts …”
From accidentally propositioning a friend’s mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We’re Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their crazy digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.
From Chapter 3: The Prince of Darkness
"Alright, sir. I'm calling the number now. Who can I say is calling collect?"
"The Prince of Darkness"
"Excuse me, sir?"
"Just tell her it's the Prince of Darkness. She knows who I am and what I'm capable of."
"Oh, my goodness. Um, OK. Please hold."
Written by: Cass Alexander and C.C. Edwards
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|Age Range:||18 Years|
About the Author
Cass Alexander is the pen name of a Southern born and bred public school teacher. Her brother, who insists she address him as, The Prince of Darkness, gave her the nom de plume after warning her that her book’s content may scar her sons for life. She’s a connoisseur of fine humor, hilarious insults, and all things chocolate, preferably dark (like her humor). Oh, and wine. Let’s not forget the wine. Cass also enjoys running. It’s become crucial to her survival, due to her consumption of wine and chocolate. Cass’s mission in life is to spread the love and the laughter, goodness knows it’s needed. It’s why she wrote The Persimmon Series. She and her family now reside in the Midwest, where hardly anyone other than Cass says the words, y’all and holler. That is all. For now.
Southern born, Southern raised, new to the author world. Oh, and brother to an annoying sister with whom I've written a book.