Have you ever found your child feeding hot dogs to you tropical fish? Have you ever found yourself losing an argument about religion or politics with a four-year-old? Have you ever tried to calmly explain to your child why dogs do not wear underwear? Have you ever been faced with the sudden realization that, yes, your child is smarter than you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then sit back, relax, and meet my daughter, Ashley Rose. And prepare to be highly entertained. Her mind is in constant motion. She is always planning something and she never, ever fails to follow through with her plans, regardless of the consequences. So, please, read on. I'll bet you will fall in love with this precocious, rambunctious, heart-warming little tomboy in pigtails. She'll make you laugh, she'll make you cry, but most of all, she'll make you believe. Believe in what? Believe in anything.