Table of Contents
Introduction: Twenty-Five Years In 1
Part 1 There's Something More Going On Here
1 Moses and His Moisture 9
2 Somebody Wrote Something Down 19
3 Stoners and Swingers 25
4 Who Paid Jesus's Bills? 33
5 Anakephalaiossathai 39
6 The Importance of Altitude 47
7 Smoking Firepots 55
8 And the Fat Closed In Over the Sword 65
9 The Thing About Pearls and Pigs 71
10 Turning the Gem 79
11 Larry in the Airport 83
Part 2 The Nature of That Something
12 Flood 91
13 Fish 97
14 Son 107
15 He Had No Idea What I Was Talking About 113
16 All That Violence 119
17 Do What to Our Whats? 125
18 Give It Up for Sidon! 133
19 He Can't Even Say His Name 139
20 The Whole Melchizedek Thing and Why You Love It and Know It's True 145
21 So How Did Jesus Read the Bible? 151
22 The Sheeeeeeeet Factor 163
23 All Things Are Yours 169
24 The Human and the Divine 183
Part 3 Where That Something Takes Us
25 Babel 193
26 Two or Three Kinds of Apocalypses 199
27 The Book of Revelation, of Course 203
28 Why Americans Often Miss the Major Themes of the Bible 211
Part 4 The Questions That Always Come Up
29 Why Are There All Those Genealogies? 221
30 Why Is Leviticus in the Bible? 229
31 What About All Those People Falling Over Dead? 233
32 Did Jesus Have to Die? 241
33 What About Predestination? 247
34 What About All That Wrath? 255
35 What About Sin? 259
36 Is It the Word of God? 263
37 Is It Authoritative? 269
38 What About the Contradictions? 273
39 Is It Inerrant? 279
40 Is It Inspired? 283
41 What's the Best Question to Ask When You're Reading the Bible? 289
42 What's the Worst Question to Ask When You're Reading the Bible? 293
43 What's the Other Best Question to Ask When You're Reading the Bible? 299
Part 5 Endnotes
A Note About the Subtitle 309
A Disclaimer About This Book 311
A Thousand Thanks 313
Books About the Bible That Will Blow Your Mind 315
A Note on Crowing and Changing 319