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Whimsical Rascals: A Book of Monster Poems

Whimsical Rascals: A Book of Monster Poems

by Tom Schinderling


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Whimsical Rascals is full of silly creatures, which all possess many silly features. So if you enjoy monsters with poems of rhyme and fun, then this is the book for you and your silly ones.

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ISBN-13: 9781504934169
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Publication date: 08/31/2015
Pages: 30
Product dimensions: 8.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.08(d)

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Whimsical Rascals

A Book of Monster Poems

By Tom Schinderling


Copyright © 2015 Tom Schinderling
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-5049-3416-9



    So happy and cheerful,
    I have no need to be fearful.
    My body toned and strong,
    Arms powerful and long.
    Call me Muscles, for that's my name,
    With my bulging biceps no one can tame.


    Hello, good friend!
    Look at all my feathers,
    All on my rear end!
    They're how I earned my name,
    And I'd like to start a trend.
    So grab a feather and slap it on,
    And then tell a friend!

    Hammer Head

    I'm a stampeding tripod
    And bit of an awkward clod.
    With the head of a notorious shark,
    My toothy bite is worse than my bark.
    I trample, charge, ram, and tread.
    I am called Hammer Head.

    The Twins

    We are one;
    We are two.
    We like us;
    We like you.
    Together we are —
    Try not to cringe —
    The best of buds.
    We are the Twins.

    Gorilla Prawn

    I am a strange oddity,
    Lost the gene lottery.
    With my prawnlike charms
    And apelike arms,
    I am unique aquatic spawn.
    Call me the Gorilla Prawn.

    Jersey Devil

    A creature of legend,
    A beast of myth,
    My mother's thirteenth,
    Not her fourth or fifth.
    I haunt the forests,
    Reciting this poem,
    Frightening those who enter
    The Jersey Devil's home.


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