Hollywood comedy writer Springer McKay's latest adventure takes us deep into the Northwoods of Wisconsin, where he is being pursued by an angry mob out to kill him. You may ask, Why is this happening? What has Springer done to enrage the weird and wild citizens of Clowntown? How did our hero become surrogate father to ragtag baseball team the Clowntown Clowns? Why did he fall in love with the bartender at a strip joint? Why was the Clowns' mascot, Nutty Nuckleball, murdered, stuffed, and erected in the town square? Comedy, sex, and romance are artfully woven together in an offbeat and hugely entertaining whodunit.