You Auto-Complete Me

You Auto-Complete Me

by Katie MacAlister


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Emily is back in this complete rewrite of The Year My Life Went Down the Loo. Told in text messages, You Auto-Complete Me updates the tale of now-adult Emily, her year spent in England, and all her friends.

EMSTER What, you're not here?

DRU I'm here. What's up, buttercup?

EMSTER I have things to tell you!

DRU So tell. I was the BF.


DRU J/K. Dish, sister.

EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket:

In debt up to my armpits due to having to work off paying for ex-boss's car.

DRU Shouldn't have hit that cop car, huh?

EMSTER Forced to give up adorable apartment to live back with the parents while I pay off ex-boss' car.

DRU Also shouldn't have lipped off to the judge who garnished your wages.

EMSTER Forced to go with very same parents to England for a year.

DRU Dude.

EMSTER OK, that's not really bad, but I'm on a roll. Humor me.

EMSTER Biggest reason life is messed up: Friends with Benefits Fang isn't around to indulge in benefitting.

DRU You got me there. But cheer up, little Emily - life can't get any worse can it?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781945961335
Publisher: Katie MacAlister
Publication date: 07/01/2018
Series: Emily Novel , #1
Pages: 278
Sales rank: 762,062
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.63(d)

About the Author

Katie MacAlister is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of numerous romance novels, including Hard Day's Knight, The Corset Diaries, the Aisling Grey series, and the Dark Ones novels. She also writes for the young adult audience as Katie Maxwell. Visit her at

Lauren Ezzo is a Chicago-based audiobook narrator and commercial voice talent. A Michigan native and Hope College alumna, she has recorded over 100 titles and garnered several AudioFile Earphones Awards for her narrations.

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