You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

by Heather McDonald
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up by Heather McDonald

New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald’s hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven.

Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do “it” until well after her friends had been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, “Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn’t have any material for this book.” Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike “putting out,” blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love—and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781439176283
Publisher: Touchstone
Publication date: 06/08/2010
Edition description: Original
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 521,386
Product dimensions: 8.46(w) x 5.70(h) x 0.75(d)

About the Author

Heather McDonald is a full-time writer, performer, and story producer on the E! Channel’s top rated show, Chelsea Lately, and stars in the show’s spin-off, After Lately. She is a graduate of the University of Southern California and lives in San Fernando Valley, California, with her husband, Peter, their two sons, and her stepdaughter. Visit her website at HeatherMcDonald.net.

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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 142 reviews.
MarieCA More than 1 year ago
Really enjoyed this book. Very funny...don't know how she remembered so many details of all her dates and the specifics of her guys...but enjoyed it all...and would love to read the unedited version of her diary! I went to the same high school, Louisville, but many years before Heather. So I understand her angst, out to have good time but at the same time thinking one should wait for the "right guy" or the "right time". And those Crespi boys...not much has changed. Both my daughters, also Louisville grads, have also read it....we really laughed our heads off! Thanks Heather for the great read.
Ashley Drakes More than 1 year ago
Funny and a really good read . I really laughed out loud sometimes .
arizona_old_dude More than 1 year ago
I got this book because I watch Chelsea Handler and Heather McDonald as well. I am also curious about Heather. The book got my interest from the start and I read it through in a day or two.Yet I can't say why. Looking back it wasn't that interesting but I didn't want to stop reading. About all I can say is she dated a lot and followed in her parents footsteps when she did finally marry, she has three children already.Her parents were supportive of her and she doesn't appear to have any issues with the Catholic Church either. It wasn't that funny either.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is boring! I am a huge Chelsea Handler fan, but alas, I cannot relate to her string of one-night stands. I thought I could relate to Heather's life as a virgin, but nope. She talks about her sorority and privileged life. A lot. IN EVERY DAMN CHAPTER. None of her stories are witty or even interesting. NOT WORTH MY SIXTEEN DOLLARS!
jo-annkhadaran More than 1 year ago
I bought this book because I religously watch Chelsea Lately and Heather McDonald is always one of my favorite comedians on the round table. Naturally I read every book written my Chelsea so it only seemed right to read this too. As usual Heather McDonald is so funny in this book and I couldn't put it down; I finished it in 2 days. If you like to laugh I recomend you read this. You wont be dissapointed.
Louis Williams More than 1 year ago
it was a quick read i prefer her on chelsea lately
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You dont only live once. Get over it.
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Yolo
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This book is funny!!!
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Good book @:
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DrJenski More than 1 year ago
Heather's story was interesting and humorous. I recently read Sarah Colonna's book, and I prefer Heather McDonald's. Heather's big personality shines through, whereas Sarah's book is kind of bland. It's not as hilarious as Chelsea Handler's books, but it's thoroughly entertaining!
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