Zombie Apocalypse Preparation: How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It!

Zombie Apocalypse Preparation: How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It!

by David Houchins, Scot Thomas


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Zombie Apocalypse Preparation: How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It! by David Houchins, Scot Thomas

We can’t guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.

This is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

OK, that’s not really true. But when the SHTF you’re going to want a survival guide that’s not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn’t worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher’s lawyers say we can’t.)

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781618686695
Publisher: Permuted Platinum
Publication date: 04/12/2016
Pages: 384
Sales rank: 471,701
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 8.90(h) x 1.10(d)

About the Author

I was born in Austin, Texas to the most loving and supportive parents in the world.
Growing up my mother and father supported everything I tried, the more I did the more I realized the only thing I'm honestly good at is making people laugh. I spent my life telling jokes, and being funny. Didn't realize that's what I should try and do with my life.
Spent time working in the oilfield, joined the military, worked as a barback, and eventually landed in broadcast news. No job has ever felt right.
I met David Houchins in the early 90's. We hit it off right away and became jokesters together.
Fast forward a few years. Dave and I were out playing discgolf in south Texas and discussing zombies and how everyone always made horrible mistakes in preparing/fighting during the zombie apocalypse.
That night we created our facebook page Zombie Apocalypse Preparation.
It was a joke between he and I. Just trying to make each other laugh, but somehow people started finding it.
Every day we got more people, the posts got more in depth. Suddenly there were tens of thousands of people reading what we wrote and laughing at our jokes.
The posts turned into a book, and the book was picked up and published by Permuted Press.
In the blink of an eye we were comedy authors.
It's not exactly a career yet, but it's a good start doing something I love.
Despite the success of our writing we still maintain the original page where it started and still have a great time doing what we do.

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vickieann More than 1 year ago
I have to admit I really have given a bit of thought to zombie survival LOL….no really I have! I was very excited to learn that many of the ideas I have had for zombie survival were actually a really good idea. For everything you need to know to survive when the zombie hordes hit this is a must have! You may even want to have a note pad and pen available to make a shopping list of survival needs as you read. I know I personally would like to purchase a comfortable water craft (AKA very large boat) and a wooded plot of land on which to build a tree fort(AKA huge tree mansion) *grin* Not only is this book a fount of knowledge to be well heeded but it is hilarious! Even though I had felt I would surely survive any zombie invasion, there was so much more I needed to know! Thank you so much David Houchins and Scot Thomas for guiding me to real survival! I bow to your superior knowledge!
MasonAngel More than 1 year ago
Wickedly Bookish Reviews "If you wish to know how it is that you can dismantle the undead, laugh maniacally, and continue about your existence, then please continue on." This has been by far the most informative and concise zombie read I've come across. Pretty much everything you could want or need to know about surviving a potential zombie apocalypse is right here within ZAP's pages. I don't care if you don't subscribe to the whole idea of a zombie apocalypse being a potential threat. The ideas, advice, practical information, and tactics presented in this book are potential life savers in virtually any major natural disaster, terrorist attack, or crisis that could happen within your lifetime. While reading, I began to seriously consider getting some of the suggested supplies together in my house as a disaster kit. Do I sound crazy right now? Maybe, but when that mega, California sinking earthquake we've all been hearing about since elementary school finally happens and you run out of food, fresh water, and a power source, I guess we'll know which one of us was the crazy one. But seriously people, I don't necessarily believe that some vicious virus is going to turn us into rabid flesh eating monsters, but I"m not ruling it out either. Better to prepare and be wrong than call everyone crazy now and be the first to get chomped on. Outside of its survival merits, ZAP is honestly an immensely valuable resource for writers looking to put out some well researched apocalypse fiction. In all likelihood, your zombies will be unique and many of the zombie facts here won't apply, but the basic weapons knowledge, supply lists, shelter acquisition, offensive and defensive tactics, and terrain survival portions of this book will indeed help you not only shape your fictional world, but also teach you how your characters can survive. As a person who doesn't know much about firearms, (I'm more of a Dragon Age kind of girl), I was excited by the plethora of practical knowledge I got out of reading up on each type. I now know what each type of firearm is best suited for. I know this may be obvious to many, but I grew up in a part of California where we had no need for guns and therefore lacked the necessity for such an area of study. I must say as a fan of science fiction, horror, and dystopia novels this came back to shame me in my adult years, but thanks to ZAP, I now have a general idea of how this stuff works. If these reasons aren't enough for you to add this book to your shelf of apocalypse fiction essentials, I think it is important to mention the overall irreverently funny tone of this guide. Do you enjoy sarcastic, dark humor with a generous dose of geek? If your answer is yes, this should be a no brainer for you. Houchins and Thomas have infused this zombie survival extravaganza with more references to popular nerd culture than you can shake a stick at! When you're not considering taking copious notes, you will be chuckling to yourself and freaking out the people next to you. Recommendation: I would honestly say if you have any interest at all in the reading or writing of zombie literature, you should seriously think about checking this one out. All levels of zombie lovers will learn something new and yes, Have fun Doing It.
sierraviridian More than 1 year ago
I'm only 30 pages into it and it's already so funny, I'm nearly in tears! Looking forward to the rest of it.