I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected ...
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Overview

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).
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Editorial Reviews

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"perfectly captures the odd, sweet, and sometimes sassy minds of our feline companions."
Tails Magazine

"4 stars."
- LitPick

"Francesco Marciuliano has collected poems by cats into a hilarious little book. From expressing their love for dead mice to pulling over Christmas trees, cats reveal their genius and neuroses"
Shelf Awareness

"Poems by cats? Honestly? Yes."I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats' once opened, is as evil as an evil little book can get. It went from desk to desk to desk here at The Post, clawing anyone who's had or known a feline into its silly spell and sucking precious tens of minutes into its hairy vortex.

In four cat-egories - family, work, play, and existence - Francesco Marciuliano (writer of the comic strip "Sally Forth") has given voice to cats' 'every desire, their every conflict, their every epiphany.' Also why they'll put an entire paw in your wine glass when you have a date over."
- The Denver Post

"With poems like 'Who Is That On Your Lap,' 'Nudge' and 'Kneel Before Me,' this quirky book will surely induce laughter and whimsical from all who decide to delve into its poetry."
-Trend Hunter

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781452110585
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
  • Publication date: 8/15/2012
  • Pages: 112
  • Sales rank: 534
  • Product dimensions: 4.70 (w) x 6.10 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

Francesco Marciuliano is the author of Sally Forth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world (created by Greg Howard). He was also the head writer for the highly praised PBS children's series SeeMore's Playhouse. He lives in New York City.
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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 3.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2012

    WHF

    WHEN I GOT A FREE SAMPLE IT WAS A TOATLY DEFRENT BOOK!!! So watch out ........

    11 out of 11 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2013

    Dont bother with sample

    Someone at BN needs to be paying attention! The sample that gets DL is a totally different book .

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2013

    Wtf

    What book sample is that only wanted me some cat poetry not a bad ya novel.

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 23, 2012

    Awesome

    Lended to me, super funny

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 20, 2012

    Cute, entertaining, humorous, insightful, fun. Well worth the m

    Cute, entertaining, humorous, insightful, fun. Well worth the money. Keep it, refer to it, share it with friends and family. Cat lovers will really enjoy this. Non-cat afficianados will probably chuckle, too.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2013

    Anonymous

    If i could give it no stars i would ... i got the free sample and it was a whole different book

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2013

    Sample is extremely misleading, it leads to ...

    ( Continuation of Headline ) a Book called " Frost Fire "( which i dont recomend reading anyway). By Olivia Rivers. Get the actual book from the library

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2013

    Dont get sample

    It is another book

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2013

    DONT GET SAMPLE WAS SOME RANDOM BOOK

    Grrrrrrrrrrr

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 25, 2013

    I loved this book. I wanted to buy 3 more but the B&N store

    I loved this book. I wanted to buy 3 more but the B&N stores in Hurst, TX; Arlington, TX; and downtown Fort Worth, TX were sold out. A must have for all cat lovers

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 19, 2013

    Highly recommended!

    My friend gave me this book for Valentine's Day and it was the best gift I've received in years! I laughed so much, I sent one to my granddaughter in college. She loved it and said it was a great break from studying!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2013

    Anomanys

    DON'T GET SAMPLE

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2013

    Dont get sample

    It is som book called frost fire. But i do reccomend getting frost fire good book

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 22, 2012

    Didnt read...

    I read this is my chair...
    Listen kitten get this clear
    This is my char. I sit here.....

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SAMPLES!!!!!!!!

    I got the free sample and ITS A FREAKNG COMPLETLY DIFERENT BOOK!!!!!! FROST FIRE??? WAT IS THAT?!?!? But I have heard the book is good.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    Do not get sample

    Dont get the sample i got it and instead of getting that a totaly different book popped up called frosted fire and it pissed me off

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  • Posted May 10, 2013

    Very Cute Little Book of Poetry

    Perfect little book.. The poetry is funny. I plan on using more copies of "I Could Pee on This" as presents for all my crazy cat lover friends.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2013

    Wrong book

    Hey B & N- fix this! It's the wrong book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 23, 2013

    To: Askme station

    Do you gotta go pee? If so, read page 69 of The Secret Tree. Write back to 2002

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 26, 2013

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