Monster Prick

Monster Prick

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by Kendall Ryan
     
 

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Over my dead body.

That's what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it's going to be me.

I shouldn't even be considering it, but I can't get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

***
Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Overview

Over my dead body.

That's what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it's going to be me.

I shouldn't even be considering it, but I can't get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

***
Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I'd use to describe my older brother's dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone's going to do it, it's going to be him.

I hate that I'm even considering his offer.

But I am ... I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he's driving in to me.

But if we cross that line ... will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940151098953
Publisher:
Kendall Ryan
Publication date:
11/17/2015
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
136
Sales rank:
8,050
File size:
685 KB

Meet the Author

New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than a dozen titles, Kendall Ryan has sold more than a million ebooks and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She's a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she's appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller list more than two dozen times.

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Monster Prick 4.2 out of 5 based on 3 ratings. 17 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved the story but I didn't realize it wad only 77 pages. I loved the storyline I would of loved to read the diner part and all the other parts leading to the end. But either way I still really loved the book
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Paced excellently well. Loved the characters. Great story.
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Sanz71 More than 1 year ago
INITIAL THOUGHTS So I believe in being 100% honest in my reviews so I must admit to being a little skeptical about whether or not I would truly enjoy this book or not. So why did I go ahead and buy it then? Well something about the characters came through via the blurb that. . .and I know this sounds corny. . .but here goes . . . something about the characters sort of called out to me, and then it seemed every bookish place I went this novella quite literally popped up, I was asked to take part the Release Day Launch by Inkslinger Blogger PR, (which I did) so I just went ahead and bought myself a copy to read and review! MY REVIEW As I explained above in my "Initial Thoughts" I purchased an e-copy of this book from Amazon.co.uk to read and review for my blog. The cover shows a guy in a smart looking suit with lipstick on his collar, which I'd guess is telling us the reader that this guy is a bit of a "player", a different girl every week type of guy. The title is Monster Prick which could be loaded with innuendo depending on how you view the book after reading it, I can't say much more about the title without giving away too much about the book. Would the cover of the book make me pick this one up in a book store? Mmm that's a difficult one, if I am totally honest the title would most likely put me off, but for some reason when I saw this book online, in an e-mail about an event for it, I did go ahead despite the cover and read the blurb. It was the blurb that sold me the book and the fact the book felt like it was a little out of my usual comfort zone/usual genre of reading. So now to the actual review of the book.... I should also explain that I have not yet read Screwed, so I went into this novella not knowing anything about it's character's backgrounds at all. The main characters in this book that the plot centres on are Gracie, her older brother Hayden and his best friend Hudson. As Hudson is her brothers best friend she has grown up with him in her life and has always compared any prospective boyfriend material to him. To say she has a slight crush on Hudson is an understatement. Hudson has always had a soft spot for Gracie but never really thought of her in terms of a possible girlfriend for a few reasons. The first is that he is a more "love 'em, and leave 'em" kind of guy and he honestly wouldn't want to hurt Gracie. Also he is in business with Gracie's brother Hayden and a relationship with her could potentially ruin their business and friendship too. Hudson readily admits that he would describe himself as an arrogant prick where sex and relationship[s are concerned. It's during a friendly social meeting that Gracie reveals she is looking for a guy online not only to date but one worthy of her giving her virginity to. Gracie wants someone to discover what she likes and wants sexually as well as her ideal guy for a relationship with. When Hudson hears of Gracie's plan he experiences a multitude of emotions, he is horrified, possessive and jealous by the thought of a guy she has met online being the one she bestows her virginity too and promptly makes a proposition she will find extremely hard to refuse. Hudson wants to be the one to take Gracie's virginity! No, he is not offering a relationship of any sort just "doing the deed" and a few sex lessons! Gracie is initially apprehensive about actually "doing the deed" with Hudson, sure he is her "ideal man" and she has always been a little in love with him for years. . .but what
KatBank More than 1 year ago
I really enjoyed Hayden and Gracie's story. While I knew or hoped I knew how it would turn out I wasn't sure how everything would play out. Hayden and Gracie's connection was a nice surprise and while I loved the ending I wished to have had a little more. Totally recommend #ReadOn
Livlovesbooks More than 1 year ago
‘Even as I sit here, sipping red wine and tearing chunks off my breadstick, I still can’t believe his offer. My belly tenses just thinking about it. Hudson actually being my first. Hudson wanting to be my first.’ Minor spoilers alert!!! This was such a cute, sexy, funny and quick read. I love the long time friends-to-lovers romance trope so hard, and this is now another one I can count as a favorite. Gracie: I’m feeling okay. Last night was kind of crazy. Hudson: I had fun. His response arrives almost instantly. I can’t believe we actually did it. I actually crossed the big V-card off my to-do list…and with Hudson Stone. A silly smile forms on my lips. I’m a sucker for text conversations for some weird reason. And the locker room scene with Hayden almost catching Hudson exchanging text messages with Gracie was too cute! Gracie’s desire to add sexually experienced to her “being an adult” checklist gives Hudson the perfect excuse to step in and help her out, effectively giving them both an excuse to act on their long ago suppressed attraction to each other. Why go through sketchy men online when her older brother’s best friend is offering to educate her sexually? I loved the history they shared and how that played a role in complicating their initial plan to just indulge in a little sex between old friends. ‘As fantastic as the sex is between us, I think the after-part is my favorite. This cozy peace. When he holds me tight and our hearts gallop together until finally our breathing slows. Sometimes we make small conversation, and sometimes we’re just quiet–in the moment together.’ ~Gracie Hudson was a fantastic teacher in the bedroom – I mean seriously great! But, I also loved his revelation and acknowledgment of how Gracie was the best relationship teacher. And the epilogue was a nice consolation for their story ending so soon.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I wish it wasn't so short...the only downside. Love this author enough to purchase a novella...but dislike novellas. Story is sweet and sexy.
ReneeEntress More than 1 year ago
5 Star I was pulled right into this story. The story has laughs, pain, love, secrets, and heartbreak. This is Grace and Hudson’s story. Hudson is Grace’s brother Hayden’s best friend. He has been around Grace since they were young. He has had feeling for her for years. He was always there for her when she needed something. Grace has wanted Hudson for a while but knows she will not get him. Now that she is out of school and working she is ready to date and decides the best way is a dating website. She will meet a man and finally get rid of her virginity. Hudson is not having it. He will be the one to touch and taste her. He will be her first. He will teach her everything he likes. He will help her come into herself and then let her go. But what happens when they don’t want to let go. Will everyone be okay with them dating? Are they just fooling themselves? Will it comes to be only 3 little lessons? I was able to connect with the characters and the story was a great read. I recommend this story.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Kendall Ryan is a go to author for me! Loved Hudson and Gracie's story is cute and sexy. If you are looking for a quick feel good read this is definitely a must!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I haven't even read it yet, I don't care how good it is. This can't be considered a book, its only 77 pages! Should be classified as a short story at best! Grrrrrrrr I feel ripped off.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
MichellC More than 1 year ago
I received a ARC from the author for an honest review. Gracie has been in love with her brothers best friend for as long as she can remember. Now that she is all grown, graduated from college, landed a dream job the only thing missing is someone to share it with. She spent most of her college years focusing on studying and didn't really have time for men. She has given up on any hope that Hudson see's her as anything other then his best friends baby sister. When Hudson finds out Gracie has signed up for a dating site so she can find a man to loose her virginity he is not happy!! So when he makes a proposition Gracie can't believe what she's hearing. Is it worth the risk of her brother finding out? Will she be able to walk away when it's all over? Will she loose her heart? I love Kendall's books! This was a fun, sexy quick read. Great story and characters!
MaryJoMI More than 1 year ago
Fun, flirty, sexy romance. Gracie has been in love with her brother’s best friend Hudson for as long as she can remember. As kids, Hudson was incredibly sweet and supportive of her while her over achieving older brother and sister garnered most of the attention. Then one day, Hudson stopped paying attention to her which crushed her. Gracie is now grown up and starting her career as an architect but she is still a virgin. When she tells her brother and Hudson that she plans to find a guy on the internet to take her V-card, well, that turns on the cave man in Hudson. Hudson can’t believe Gracie is going to pick some random guy to give her virginity to so he proposes a plan, he will do it and teach her all the techniques she needs to please a man. Needless to say, this is a fun romp for both of them. Will they be able to be truly honest with each other? Can they find the love they both desire during their deal?
LaurenLesczynski2828 More than 1 year ago
Great book about a sexy as sin, womanizer who happens to want to bang his best friends little sister. Gracie has been in love with Holden since before she could remember and now she finally has the chance to do something about it. I love when the girl gets the guy and they live happy ever after.....lol. This was a great series and a must read!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I preordered but i cant get the book
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