The Incrementalistsby Steven Brust, Skyler White
"Secret societies, immortality, murder mysteries and Las Vegas all in one book? Shut up and take my money." John Scalzi
The Incrementalistsa secret society of two hundred people with an unbroken lineage reaching back forty thousand years. They cheat death, share lives and memories, and communicate with one another across nations, races, and time. They… See more details below
"Secret societies, immortality, murder mysteries and Las Vegas all in one book? Shut up and take my money." John Scalzi
The Incrementalistsa secret society of two hundred people with an unbroken lineage reaching back forty thousand years. They cheat death, share lives and memories, and communicate with one another across nations, races, and time. They have an epic history, an almost magical memory, and a very modest mission: to make the world better, just a little bit at a time. Their ongoing argument about how to do this is older than most of their individual memories.
Phil, whose personality has stayed stable through more incarnations than anyone else's, has loved Celesteand argued with herfor most of the last four hundred years. But now Celeste, recently dead, embittered, and very unstable, has changed the rulesnot incrementally, and not for the better. Now the heart of the group must gather in Las Vegas to save the Incrementalists, and maybe the world.
"Watch Steven Brust. He's good. He moves fast. He surprises you. Watching him untangle the diverse threads of intrigue, honor, character and mayhem from amid the gears of a world as intricately constructed as a Swiss watch is a rare pleasure." Roger Zelazny
“Spare, dangerous, strangely whimsical, damn fine. Read this. It's good.” Elizabeth Bear on The Incrementalists
“Powerful, manipulative and yet oh-so-very-human, the Incrementalists are my favorite secret society ever. This book is the perfect introduction to these imperfect history makers, with Brust and White as charming, knowing guides to their world.” John Scalzi on The Incrementalists
“Delightful, exciting, and sometimes brilliant, Steven Brust is the latest in a line of great Hungarian writers, which (I have no doubt) includes Alexandre Dumas, C. S. Forester, Mark Twain, and the author of the juciest bits of the Old Testament.” Neil Gaiman
“Steven Brust might just be America's best fantasy writer.” Tad Williams
“As always, Brust invests Vlad with the panache of a Dumas musketeer and the colloquial voice of one of Zelazny's Amber heroes. This is a rousing adventure with enough humor, action and sneaky plot twists to please newcomers as well as longtime series fans.” Publishers Weekly on Dragon
“Steven Brust, in a genre that's mostly done by the numbers these days, maintains a hipster charm and an originality of mind.” The Philadelphia Inquirer on Agyar
Brust (Tiassa) and White (In Dreams Begin) craft an engaging speculative fiction novel that is as much magical realism as urban fantasy. The Incrementalists are quasi-immortals who work behind the scenes, not to control the world but simply to make it better. They store information in a shared metaphorical construct called "the Garden, somewhat akin to a memory palace in which hundreds can partake. In order to ensure their continuation, they pass along memories from members who have died to new recruits. Phil has guided Ren through the ritual to accept the memories of Celeste, but, in an unprecedented move, Celeste has altered the process and hidden herself from Ren. Phil must summon other senior Incrementalists so that, together, they can search the Garden for Celeste and, if need be, counter whatever plans she has made. A gunshot rings out, someone is poisoned, and two people fall in love in the real world (i.e., Las Vegas) while much of the rest of the "action" takes place in metaphor. VERDICT Although there is no hint of the Hungarian folklore that plays a role in Brust's popular series about the assassin Vlad Taltos, the novel has many other qualities that will satisfy Brust's fans. Unusual but beautifully written and satisfying. [Previewed in Kristi Chadwick's Genre Spotlight feature, "New Worlds to Explore," LJ 8/13—Ed.]—Eric Norton, McMillan Memorial Lib., Wisconsin Rapids
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By Steven Brust, Skyler White, Patrick, Teresa Nielsen Hayden
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You Entering Anything?
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:03 am GMT - 7
You've all been very patient since Celeste died. Thanks. Since no one responded on the forum, I'm asking here before I go ahead: I think I've finally settled on a recruit for her stub. If some of you want to look it over, the basic info is the hemp rope coiled on the bottom branch of the oak just west of my back gate.
There. That finished what I had to do; now I could be about earning my living. I put the laptop in its case, left my house, and drove to The Palms. Just like anyone else going to work. Ha.
Greg, the poker room manager, said, "You're here early, Phil. No two-five, just one-three."
"That's fine," I said. "Put me down for when it starts."
Greg nodded. He always nodded a little slowly, I think so as not to risk dislodging his hairpiece. "We have an open seat in the one-three if you want it," he added.
"I'll wait, thanks. How's the boat?"
"It's still being a hole to sink money into. But I should have it working again by August. Going to take the kids out and teach them to run it."
"Why, so they can burn out the engine again?"
"Don't even joke about it. But if I ever hope to water-ski, I'm going to have to. ..."
Five minutes later I disengaged and went to 24/7, the hotel café, to relax until the game started.
While I waited, I drank coffee and checked my email.
Subject: Re: Celeste
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 6:23 pm GMT
Looks good to me, Phil. I have no problem with you going to Arizona to do the interview.
I hit Reply.
Subject: Re: Celeste
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 11:26 am GMT - 7
The World Series of Poker is going, so this is a good time for my sugar spoon and a bad time for me to go to Phoenix. Feel like crossing the pond? Or finding someone else to do the 1st interview? I'll still titan. Or we can put it off a week; there's no hurry, I suppose.
I hit Send and closed my laptop as I felt someone looming over me.
Richard Sanderson, all 350 pounds of him, slid into the booth. We'd exchanged a lot of money over the years, but I was glad to see him. He said, "Phil is here before noon. Must be WSOP week."
"Uh-huh. Which now lasts a month and a half. You entering anything?"
"I tried the fifteen hundred buy-in seven stud and got my ass kicked. That's all for me. You?"
"No. The side-games are so full of guys steaming from the event, why bother?"
"No shit. I played the fifteen-thirty limit at the Ballaj last night, had three guys who were on tilt before they sat down."
"Hell of a good game."
"How much did you lose?"
"Ha-ha. Took about twelve hundred home."
"Nice work. Next time that happens, call your buddy."
"If I ever meet one, I will."
We bantered a little more until they called him for the one-three no limit game. I opened my laptop again, and Jimmy had already replied, saying that he didn't feel like going to Phoenix (made sense, seeing as he lives in Paris), but he'd be willing to nudge the recruit to Las Vegas for me. I wrote back saying that'd be great, and asking him to get her to 24/7 at The Palms on Thursday afternoon.
Then I took out my copy of No Limits by Wallace and Stemple and reviewed the section on hand reading until they called my name for the two-five. I bought in for $500 and took seat three. I knew two of the other players but not the rest, because I didn't usually play this early in the day and because there were a lot of people in town for the WSOP.
I settled in to play, which mostly meant looking at my hand and tossing it away.
I have a house not far from The Palms. I have stayed in many houses, apartments, condos, hotels, boarding rooms, sublets. I've lived in many places. But nowhere feels like home quite as much as a poker table. I watched the other players, making mental notes on how they played. I picked up a small pot on an unimproved ace-king, and wondered if the finger-tap from the Asian woman in seat one meant she'd missed the flop.
Sometime in the next couple of days, I was going to see whether Celeste's stub would work with Renee, and if it did, whether we might have a chance to not tear each other apart and maybe even do a bit of good. That was important; but it wasn't right now. Right now, it was only odds and cards. And right now is always important.
A couple of hours later, I was all in with two kings against ace-queen. The flop came ace-high, and I was already reaching in my pocket for another buy-in when I spiked a king on fourth street and doubled up. I'd have taken it as an omen, but I'm not superstitious.
Subject: Meeting with Jorge at RMMD in NYC
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 1:06 pm GMT - 7
Ren, I hate to spring this on you, and I know I said I wouldn't ask you to travel anymore, but we need you in New York on Friday. The PowerPoint deck looks great, but Jorge has concerns about the audio component of the user interface. I'd like to have you there to field his questions. Get flight details etc from Cindi.
I chose Twix for anger control and Mountain Dew for guts, but nothing in the rows of vending machines between my cubicle and my boss's office looked like lucky, or even wheedle. I bought Snickers as a bribe, and ate the first Twix bar on the way upstairs.
I poked my head around Liam's office door, decorated since Memorial Day for the Fourth of July in silver tinsel and tiny plastic flags. He waved me in, tipped so far back in his ergonomic chair that a dentist could have worked comfortably. Liam laughed and said, "I understand," and "She's not going to like that," into his phone headset, and winked at me.
I ate the other Twix bar.
"Okay, let me know. Thanks." Liam pulled off his headset and waggled his eyebrows in the direction of the Snickers. "Is that for me?"
"Because you love me?"
"That depends," I said, but it didn't really, and Liam knew it. I slid the candy bar across his empty desk. "Working in a paperless office is different from not working, you know," I told him.
He grinned and ate half the Snickers in one bite. "I hate to do this to you, I really do."
"Then don't. You don't need me in New York."
"I'm guessing you have a date for Friday."
"I'm guessing you're worried about the cost estimates."
"It's an awful lot to propose spending on a feature they didn't request."
"They would have written it into the requirements if they bothered to read their own research. I did. They need this. Jesus. Is the air at the top of the corporate ladder so thin it's killing off brain cells? Don't either of you remember what happened last time?"
Liam opened the bottom drawer of his desk and produced a giant peanut butter jar full of darts. I scooted my chair out of firing range and shut the door to reveal the big-eyed baby chick in an Easter bonnet Liam had snagged from Cindi's previous decorating campaign.
"Who's the guy?" Liam lofted a dart at the pastel grotesque.
"Someone new. He's making me dinner."
"I'll buy you dinner. After the meeting—Eden Sushi, very posh."
"I've had sushi with Jorge before." I held up my hands like a scale. "Cold fish in bad company. Homemade gnocchi with a hot guy. Gosh, Liam, how's a girl to choose?"
Easter Chicken suffered a direct hit to her pert tail feathers.
"Move your date to Saturday."
"Can't," I mumbled. "He's in a band."
The dart fell onto the carpet as Liam let out a wheezy whoop. "Is the air in your blues clubs so smoky it's killing off brain cells?" He leaned back in his chair far enough and laughed long enough for a molar extraction. Which I considered providing. "Don't you remember what happened last time?"
"One bad guitarist boyfriend isn't a pattern of poor dating choices, but half a million dollars in post-prototype changes should have turned Jorge into a research fetishist. Have you tried just reminding him?"
"He specifically asked me to bring you."
"Oh, come on."
"Sorry. But I can't really say no, can I?"
"What, to your boss? Who would do such a thing?"
Subject: Your Flight Info
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 5:46 pm GMT - 7
Hi Ren! Jorge's PA just called me, and he's going to Vegas for some poker festival. So guess what?!? So are you! All the Friday AM flights are full, so I bought your ticket for Thursday. You're staying at The Palms.
There's just no vending machine voodoo for this sort of day. I went home for ice cream.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:49 am GMT
Her flight arrives Thursday early afternoon. She's got a gift coupon for 24/7 Café bigger than her per diem, but no telling when she'll use it.
I cashed out around nine, posting a decent win, and went home to log it, check my email, and seed the Will Benson meddlework. I could imagine Oskar being all sarcastic about it: "Great work, Phil. Six dozen signs that won't use quotation marks for emphasis. That makes the world tons better." Fuck him. I hate quotation marks used for emphasis.
When I'd finished seeding, I checked our forum and added some noise to an argument that was in danger of acquiring too much signal. Then I watched some TV because I was too brain-dead to read, and much too brain-dead to graze. The Greek unions were striking, Correia beat the Blue Jays in spite of Encarnación's two homers. I hadn't recorded the game because no one cares about interleague play except the owners. When I felt like I was going to fall asleep in front of the TV, I turned it off and went to bed.
Wednesday was a good day: poker treated me well, and after a pro forma hour hunting for switches for Acosta, I just relaxed. The most exciting thing on TV was Jeopardy!, so I reread Kerouac's On the Road. I wish I'd met him. I wish I'd met Neal Cassady. I almost did, once, in San Francisco, but I got into a fender bender at Scott and Lombard and never made it to the party.
Thursday, June 30, 2011 3:55 am GMT
Phil, I just happened to come across some of Renee's background.
What are you trying to pull?
Funny. Jimmy "just happened" to come across some of Renee's background, like I "just happened" to raise with two aces. And what was he doing up at that hour?
Well, I'd meet her sometime tomorrow, and decide then. When dealing with the group, especially Salt (myself included), it's easier to get forgiveness than permission. Tomorrow would be a busy day: I needed to talk to Jeff the cook and Kendra the waitress, and I had to prep the café before Renee got in.
I went to bed and dreamed of high seas.
I couldn't get the wi-fi in my room to work, but I had a nice apology gift certificate from Liam for the hotel café, so I went downstairs with my netbook and nooked into one of the high-backed booths. I ordered matzo ball soup because I thought it was funny to find it on a casino menu, but I worried about it as soon as the waitress left. Theirs might be good. Maybe even as good as my nana's, but it didn't stand a chance against my memory of hers. I flagged the waitress down and changed my order to a veggie burger, which would have offended my grandmother to her beef-loving soul. Then I opened Google Reader.
It was late for lunch and early for dinner, so I had the place mostly to myself when he walked in looking like all the reasons I've never wanted to go to Vegas. He wore a ball cap pulled down over predator's eyes in an innocent face, and I couldn't tell whether the hunt or the hunted was real. Still, there's no conversation you want to have with a tall, dark and handsome man who sidles up to your table in the café of a Vegas hotel. I knew better. I put my earbuds in, and I didn't look up.
"Hi," he said, like he just thought of it.
I unplugged only my left ear, and slowly, like it hurt me. "Sorry?"
"Hi," he said again with one of those smiles that means "I play golf!"
"Um, hi." I touched the molded plastic of the earpiece to my cheek, but he kept a hand on the backrest of the chair beside me. He squatted next to it, graceful on his back foot, bringing us eye-level, and I stowed every detail to bludgeon Liam with.
"I know you're not looking for company, but when I travel I'm always curious where the locals eat. Just wanted to let you know you've found it. There's no better bowl of soup in town."
"Good to know," I said. Liam would actually feel guilty about this.
"But if you want a drinkable cup of coffee, you have to get out of the hotels."
"I don't drink coffee."
"You'll be okay then, as long as you're only here a day or two."
"Because you drive tea-drinkers out of Vegas with pitchforks?"
"Oh, no. We just leave them to starve."
The serious nod that accompanied his starvation of the caffeine-adverse made me laugh. Maybe all the earnest was a game. I was pretty sure I could see a dimple twitching under the edge of his mustache.
"I will leave you alone if you want," he said. "I'm just talking to you on a theory."
"What theory is that?"
"That you have absolutely no trouble fending off sleazy pickup attempts, and you like talking to interesting strangers, and you can tell the difference pretty quickly."
I hesitated. "Okay," I said. "Any insider tips beyond coffee?"
"Do you gamble?"
"And if I did?"
"I could tell you where not to."
"And why would you do that? I'm guessing you're not universally generous with your insights."
"You might be surprised," he said, and I caught a whiff of sincerity through a crack in the banter. "But I'd offer you all my secrets, if I thought you'd invite me to sit down. My knees are locking up."
"Here's your tea." The waitress put it down just out of my reach and turned to him. "Get you anything, Phil?"
He glanced at me. Then she did. And whatever anonymous pleasure I'd been getting from a stranger's privacy in public places seemed like less fun. I shrugged. "Have a seat."
"Coffee would be great, Kendra." He stood just slowly enough to make me think his knees ached, and slid into the booth. He told me secrets for eating cheaply and well in Vegas, until the waitress came back with a bowl of matzo ball soup. It wasn't the sandwich I had ordered, but with its two delicate dumplings floating in a broth that smelled like sick days when Mom had to work and took me to her mother's, I decided to risk it.
"Shall I let you eat in peace?" he asked, with enough Yiddish inflection to make me check his eyes for a joke.
He smiled at me and, maybe feeling daring because my matzo ball gamble had paid out so tasty, I smiled back. "No, stay," I said, "and tell me what the locals do here besides eat."
I decided that that part had been harder than it should have been. "I'd love to say something clever, like, laugh at tourists. But the fact is, get away from the Strip and locals do the same things they do anywhere else."
"And in your case, what does that involve?"
"Just like everywhere else," she said.
I felt a shrug asking to be let out, but suppressed it. "It sounds more glamorous than user interface design, but when you're running bad, you miss the steady income."
There wasn't even a delay and a double take; she got it instantly. She nailed me in place with her eyes and said, "If you claim that was a lucky guess—"
"Not at all, Ren. Usually, I'd call you Renee until you okayed the nickname, but I know how you hate your dad's French aspirations."
She sat back. "Who the hell are you?"
"My name is Phil, and I'm here to recruit you to a very select and special group. The work is almost never dangerous, and best of all we don't pay anything."
Her eyes narrowed.
"Yes?" I asked.
"What I'm trying to figure out," she said slowly, "is why I'm not calling security."
"I can answer that," I told her. "Mostly, it's the soup. It tastes like your grandmother's. Also, if you listen closely, you can hear Pete Seeger and Ronnie Gilbert singing 'The Keeper Did A-Hunting Go.' And if you look behind me—"
"Oxytocin," she said, staring at me.
I was impressed, and I didn't mind letting her see it. "Good work. That saves a lot of explanation."
"You're triggering memories to make me feel trusting."
I nodded again. "Just enough to get the explanation in before you have me thrown out. And so you'll believe the impossible parts at least enough to listen to them."
"This is crazy."
"It gets crazier."
"I can hardly wait. What are the impossible parts?"
"We'll get there. Let's start with the merely improbable. Do you like the MP3 format?"
"Huh?" Her brows came together.
"A functional sound format introduced and standardized. Do you think that's a good thing?"
She stared, waiting for me to say more.
"It almost didn't happen that way. That's the sort of thing you can do with oxytocin and dopamine and a few words in the right ears."
She was silent for a little longer, probably trying to decide if she only believed me because I was meddling with her head. Then she said, "Why me?"
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Meet the Author
STEVEN BRUST is the author of Dragon, Issola, the New York Times bestsellers Dzur and Tiassa, and many other fantasy novels. He lives in Minneapolis.
SKYLER WHITE is the author of And Falling, Fly and In Dreams Begin. She lives in Texas.
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I love Steve Brust, and I think he's met his literary match in Skyler White. I'll have to see if this lives up to a 5 star review in re-read, and I do think it could have done with some stronger editing, but it sucked me in, charged my emotions, and refused to spit me back out for a good while after I turned the last page.
Walking around in a constant state of confusion might be the best way to sum up my feelings on this tale. If this muddled state actually led me to some definitive suppositions on the universe, or put me in touch with all the answers to THE INCREMENTALISTS, or even offered me a sense of well-being, I would have been okay with my scrambled brains and possibly the head scratching as well. But that wasn't the case here. Instead, I felt a bit exhausted after finishing this tale, like I'd been running a race in the wrong direction. The dialogue stood out for me (and there was a quite a bit of it), but not in a good way. The Old English felt a bit ham-handed, although it could just as easily have been me. But I like to think that's not the case. Even focusing on just the modern times, the dialogue proved a bit pretentious and stilted and a bit too heavy handed. Aside from the dialogue, though, there seemed a few too many clichés. As for the pace, I'd equate it to walking through molasses. None of the characters resonated with me. While this is fantasy, and the argument could be made that I shouldn't have identified with the characters, I enjoy a story much more when I do. And I found myself racing to the end, so I could set this book aside and move to the next one on my TBR list. I can't help but feel like there was some flaw in the execution of this tale. Maybe it was a case of trying to do too much in such a short amount of time, or maybe it was a case of not doing enough, or maybe it was a case of blending universes and realms that shouldn't be blended. But whatever it was, I found disappointment lingering on my lips. The premise certainly intrigued me with secret societies and unbroken lineages and cheating death and making the world better and meeting in Las Vegas, but that excitement quickly dwindled away, and I was left with a tainted aftertaste. I received this book for free through NetGalley. Robert Downs Author of Falling Immortality: Casey Holden, Private Investigator