Welcome to Bumpkinton!

Come in, have a cup of tea and a scone, and lose yourself in five humorous tales from the village.

Follow Father Whitworth O'Grady as he chokes on a penny, Albert Scatterhorn as he becomes the grubbiest Father Christmas ever, and Amelia Goose as she feuds with... well, anybody. Plus a whole host of characters as they attend the village's first Singles Night with a sex-crazed ladies' man.

Jump in and find out more for yourself...


The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One is the first paperback release by the author and includes five humorous short stories and novella's packed with colourful characters.

Find a quiet cafe, sit back and enjoy.