Alice in Condoland

by Liz Bieler

Overview

Alice Miller is an idealistic young woman who leaves the New York rat race in search of a more passionate and authentic life in South Florida. Her Manhattan salary affords her an ocean-facing condominium and luxury beyond her wildest, Upper West Side dreams. Those dreams, however, become a nightmare when she discovers corruption everywhere--in the news, at work, and in her new building, where self-dealing managers blatantly misuse her hard-earned cash. How can she fight back--and win--against pervasive fraud?

Fully appreciative of the often-comical multi-cultural swirl around her, Alice meets a series of characters--the Champion, Sherlock Holmez, Joanna Rivers, and Florence Nightingale--who become her friends. Working together, they bridge Condoland's English/Spanish divide. The Jews, Latins, and Latin Jews of Condoland join forces, launching an all-out campaign to overthrow their Board of Drektors. In the midst of this struggle, Alice blooms. She reassesses her life, relationships, and career, leaving behind what no longer serves her. By eschewing the opinions of others, Alice builds self-confidence to pursue her happiness.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780998765136
Publisher:	3 Swallys Press
Publication date:	11/30/2022
Pages:	328
Sales rank:	656,130
Product dimensions:	5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.73(d)

Editorial Reviews

11/07/2022

In her tart debut, voice actor Bieler turns her attention to homeowners association (HOA) members who have ever felt cheated or underrepresented, against the backdrop of the condo life in beach-town Florida. Alice Miller, a 29-year-old Jewish transplant from New York’s Upper West Side, initially moves to Condoland, her aptly named new community, for her “coveted marketing job,” but later calls it quits to try her hand at professional voice acting. When she discovers Condoland’s rampant corruption, Alice and a band of unlikely allies make it their mission to stop the deception and take over Condoland’s board for the good of their community.

Condoland is mainly retirees, but Alice manages to make some friends with her neighbors, who have a lot of time on their hands and increasingly bigger problems with the condo’s HOA—run by a “Board of Drektors” (“drek,” a footnote explains, is “Yiddish for fecal matter”) who pad the books and use association money for frivolous renovations. Bieler puts her own lighthearted yet sharp-elbowed spin on the problem in an amusing plot involving neglected repairs, board elections, the finance committee, and crack comic dialogue that keeps the pages turning. The story’s relatable—perhaps too much so for readers who have endured similar travails—but Alice and company’s high spirits and clever campaigning prove buoyant.

Bieler studs her witty narration with Alice’s many insights, coinages, and nicknames, such as Florence Nightingale, the Oracle, and an ex known only as El Innombrable, which is “Spanish for ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named.’” (A dramatis personae at the start helps keep who’s who clear.) They’re captured in precise, hilarious caricature, like standout Joanna, who makes declarations like “When he was a lawyuh, Edguh didn’t charge for the first meeting, eithuh” in a “voice like the Aflac Duck if he chain-smoked.” Perfect for readers looking for a beach read with memorable characters but real-world problems.

Takeaway: This beach read follows a young woman’s mission to take over her Florida condo’s corrupt homeowner’s association.

Great for fans of: Emily Henry’s Book Lovers, Casey McQuiston’s Red, White & Royal Blue.

Production grades Cover: A- Design and typography: A Illustrations: N/A Editing: A Marketing copy: A

BookLife Reviews

"Amusing plot . . . witty narration . . . precise, hilarious caricature . . . and crack comic dialogue that keeps the pages turning. . . . Perfect for readers looking for a beach read with memorable characters but real-world problems." --Booklife Reviews

"Bieler's delightful romp of unlikely characters through a wickedly funny condo has laugh-out-loud moments and a thoroughly satisfying ending. Anyone living in a condo, or who knows someone who is, will recognize the intrigues, infights, and friendships of condo living and will cheer Alice as she navigates this wacky world." --Susan Sussman, author of The Dieter and Miami Iced

"Liz Bieler takes you deep inside the world of condo politics, Florida style. You'll fall in love (or hate) with each of the deliciously described characters and their various adventures. Written with heart, pathos, and a lot of Jewish humor, Alice in Condoland reads like a movie, and it will surely become one." --Dr. Frank Luntz, author of New York Times Bestsellers Words That Work and What Americans Really Want . . . Really

"Laugh-out-loud funny. . . Liz Bieler has created a diverse collection of characters led by a likable heroine that entertain and educate the reader throughout. . . . One of those hard to put down books that cross my path from time to time. . . . I loved this book." --Kevin Cannon, Reedsy Discovery ("Must read," five-star review)

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