Alice in Rapture, Sort Of

Alice in Rapture, Sort Of

by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor


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According to Pamela’s cousin in New Jersey, the worst thing that can happen to a girl is to start seventh grade without a boyfriend. So Alice is glad that she and Patrick are going together. But Patrick the boyfriend is a lot more complicated than Patrick the friend. What’s an appropriate gift for Alice to give him for his birthday? What should she do if he wants to kiss her and she hasn’t just brushed her teeth?

Alice really likes Patrick, but sometimes it seems as though life would be a lot simpler if they were still just friends.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781442423626
Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
Publication date: 05/03/2011
Series: Alice Series , #2
Edition description: Reissue
Pages: 208
Sales rank: 382,676
Product dimensions: 5.10(w) x 7.50(h) x 0.80(d)
Age Range: 9 - 12 Years

About the Author

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor has written more than 135 books, including the Newbery Award–winning Shiloh and its sequels, the Alice series, Roxie and the Hooligans, and Roxie and the Hooligans at Buzzard’s Roost. She lives in Gaithersburg, Maryland. To hear from Phyllis and find out more about Alice, visit

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Alice in Rapture, Sort of

By Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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Copyright © 1999 Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
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ISBN: 9780833550286

After breakfast, Dad went to work at the Melody Inn. It's one of a chain of music stores, and Dad's the manager of this one. Lester waited his 40 minutes, then went downstairs to work out. When he finally showered and left the house for his summer job selling Maytag washing machines, I curled up on the sofa and thought about summer.

"Are you sure you trust Patrick and me in the house together?" I'd asked Dad only the day before.

"Shouldn't I?" Dad had said.

Parents love to do that -- to answer a question with a question.

"I don't know," I told him.

"Well, if you feel uncomfortable, Al, you can always tell Patrick that I want the two of you out

on the porch," he said.

I didn't know about that, either. If I told Patrick that Dad didn't want us alone in the house, it would sound as though he suspected Patrick of all sorts of things Patrick had never even thought of yet.

I guess it was the Summer of the First Boyfriend, not just for me but for Pamela Jones, too. She's the one with the blond hair so long that she sits on it, and she was going with Mark Stedmeister. You should have seen the way they kissed over by the grade school where we all hung around after dinner. She's not supposed to kiss until she's sixteen, though. Pamela's mom said if she ever caughther kissing, she'd cut off her hair. I asked Dad what hair had to do with kissing, and he said he hadn't the slightest idea.

Elizabeth, who lives across the street from me -- beautiful Elizabeth with the thick, dark eyelashes -- didn't have a boyfriend yet, but she liked some guy from St. Joseph's. So we were all sort of on the roller coaster together, Pamela and Elizabeth and I.

The phone rang and my heart bounced -- the way you feel going down in an elevator. I knew it was Patrick. It had to be Patrick. He never calls in the afternoon because he's usually mowing lawns. In the morning, though, he's home waiting for the grass to dry.

The phone rang a second time.

Elizabeth says never answer the phone after the first ring because you'll sound too eager, and Pamela says if you wait for more than three rings, the boy will think you don't care. Pamela says that two-and-a-half rings are just about right.

I grabbed it after the second ring. It was Patrick.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Nothing much," I said. "What are you doing?"

"Talking to you," said Patrick. He always thinks of things like that to say.

I absolutely could not think of a single word to say next. The seconds ticked on. It was my turn! I had to think of something.

"Golda died," I blurted out finally.

"Who's Golda?"

"One of my guppies. The biggest one. I think she was pregnant again. I guess maybe I overfed her."

"Did you know that guppies give birth to live young?" Patrick asked me. "About fifty at a time?"

Patrick knows everything. He's lived in Spain and Germany and he can count to a hundred in Japanese and his family eats squid.

"Yes," I said. "I knew that." I'd been raising them, after all. I think he was a little surprised.

"Do you want me to come over?" Patrick asked.

"Do you want to?" I said.

"If you want me to," he answered.

"I guess we'd better sit out here," I said when I answered, and walked on over to the swing.

"How come?" asked Patrick.

"'Cause Dad and Lester aren't home," I told him.

"Oh," said Patrick.

We sat side by side there on the porch, pushing against the floor with our feet, listening to the creak of the chains on the hooks above. After a while Patrick reached over and put his hand over mine on the swing between us.

I was thinking about French kissing, which is kissing with your mouths open. Pamela had never done it but she read about it in a magazine. I was wondering how many times you had to brush your teeth first before you French-kiss. You probably had to start planning it early in the morning and be careful what you ate all day so your mouth wouldn't taste like onions or anything. I'll bet if Pamela's mother ever caught her French kissing, she'd cut off her head.

"What are you thinking?" Patrick asked finally.

I felt I was on the roller coaster again, starting up the long hill to the top.

"What are you thinking?" I asked him.

"About that book of your brother's we were looking at last time," he said.

My shoulders slumped with relief. "I'll get it," I said, and jumped up.

It was called Celebrity Yearbook, with high school photos of famous people. You had to guess who they were, and the answers were in the back of the book.

"You mean that's Johnny Carson?" Patrick would say, and I'd laugh. Then we'd come to another picture and try to guess.

"Woody Allen!" we'd say, and laugh again.

Inside, on my way to the bookcase, I passed the porch window and saw Patrick take a breath mint out of his pocket and pop it in his mouth.

I stopped dead still on the rug. He was going to kiss me! The minute I went out there with that book, Patrick would kiss me. I ran upstairs and brushed my teeth all over again. I gargled with Scope. Then I got Celebrity Yearbook and went back out to the swing, my heart pounding like a tom-tom.

I sat down by Patrick and opened the book on my lap. The roller coaster started to climb. Patrick put one arm around my shoulder and leaned over as if he was looking at the pictures. I could smell the spearmint on his breath. One minute I was looking at a picture of Bill Cosby when he was eighteen and the next minute I was looking at Patrick's nose.

The kiss. The second kiss of the summer. Patrick's lips were cool and he pressed them a little

harder against mine than he had the first time. He kept them there a little longer, too. I wondered if he was counting.

Then he sort of squeezed my shoulder with his and, the kiss was over, the roller coaster was gliding to a stop, and I figured that now we could relax and enjoy the book. There are just certain things you're supposed to do when you're going with someone, and I figured that Patrick kissed me first thing so we wouldn't have to worry about it all morning. I wondered how long you had to go with somebody before you stopped worrying. Before you stopped running inside to brush your teeth. Maybe by the time you were eighteen. The next time Lester brought Crystal Harkins over, I'd ask her.


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Table of Contents

1Patrick and Me1
3Your Lips! Your Arms!21
4The Girl with the Corkscrew Curls31
5Bad Mommies42
6The Up-Lift Spandex Ahh-Bra51
7The Music Lesson61
9What Happened at Jimmy's81
10The Surf and Spray Hideaway90
11Lester's Surprise102
13Love Letters122
14Black Matches, White Gloves131
15An Emergency Mom147
16Patrick and Me156

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Alice in Rapture, Sort of 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 23 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
It¿s the summer between grade school and junior high. All of Alice¿s friends keep telling her everything you have to do to be a successful seventh grader. One is to have a skirt, but Alice knows that her parents won¿t let her get one, she doesn¿t want any skirts anyway, so that doesn¿t really matter. They also told her that she would need a boyfriend, so Alice is glad that she has Patrick as a friend, it also kind of makes her happy that her other friends like Elizabeth and Pamela already have boyfriends. So now Alice thinks that this will be the best summer ever, because she hopefully gets a boyfriend and she'll have a successful year!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I thought this book was okay...I was hoping for something better though. Alice is still as loveable and funny as ever, but this summer she has a boyfriend! It's quite an important time for Alice as she reaches her adolescence and wants answers to questions like, 'When is it the right time to say, 'I want you, I need you!' to someone?'. She even takes on the job of babysitting and in the end makes a very responsible decision, which I thought was really nice. If you haven't read the first Alice book, I suggest you take a look at that. I thought that was better. But all in all, this novel is a good read and I'd recommend it. =)
pagese More than 1 year ago
I picked this book for my 2009 banned or challenged books challenge. I noticed that the Alice series as a whole is frequently challenged. Since my library did not have the first in the series, I choose the second one. I was completely impressed with this book and intend to read the rest of the series. I wish I had known about these books in my preteen years. I though Alice was a wonderful character. While, the parts of the story were a bit outdated, I thought the dilemma's faced were very real. It was fun and lighthearted at times, but the message portrayed was very thoughtful. I'm hoping these stay in print so that my daughters can read them when they are older.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is so awesome I read it 5 times in a row!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This is by far my most favorite book!!! i think Naylor is a genius for knowing how girls really feel about these things, and answer questions about growing up. even though i LOVE the rest of the Alice series this has been my favorite one and i enjoy re-reading it!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book was Fantastic! Naylor has done it again with this sequel to The agony of alice. Alice is just like me, in some ways. I think it is my favorite book since it reflects some similar things that happed to me. This book has comedy, romance, and definetly her embarassment! Really good, i recommend this book to anyone, but especially to girls with single male parents.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is one of the best books I have ever read. It's cool because it's very modern. It is about a 6th grader who finds herself needing a boyfriend. I also Luv the book because she goes thru everything a regular teenager would go thu only more because she doesn't have a mom. Find out more about Alice by reading this book. I HIGHLY recomend it!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I really liked this book because it follows my motto, that you shouldn't change yourself because of a boy. I also liked this book because it talks about the hard ships that girls usually go through before 7th grade. There are six main characters in the book and they are, Alice, Elizabeth, Pamela, Patrick, Tom, and Mark. The book takes place mostly in the summer with th first real boyfriend/girlfriend. They go through embarasing, fun,and memorable moments as they got through the summer before 7th grade. I chose this book because after reading the summery I knew I had to check it out. I really suggest that every child between the ages 11-13 read this book!
stephxsu on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
The summer between sixth and seventh grade, the start of junior high, is an eventful one for Alice McKinley and her two friends Pamela and Elizabeth. For the start, they all have boyfriends. Alice¿s boyfriend, Patrick, is extremely smart and has traveled a lot, so he knows a lot of things.Patrick may be knowledgeable, but Alice¿who has lived with her father and older brother Lester since she was five, when her mother died¿couldn¿t be more clueless, or so she believes. She doesn¿t know how to do her hair so it makes her look pretty, or buy nice-fitting clothes for herself, and she certainly doesn¿t know how to act around Patrick. Especially the kissing thing. Alice doesn¿t know how she feels about it. She likes Patrick, certainly, but is she ready for him as a boyfriend?The wonderful Alice, first introduced to us in THE AGONY OF ALICE, returns to a summer of confusion and more growing up. Readers will cheer along as this extremely likable and flawed girl lightens up our lives once more and warms us with the remembrance of what the awkward years were like.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is awsome I think they are a cute couple.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love love love the alice series! I read almost all of them!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was incredibly fun. I recommend it.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Alice In Rapture, Sort Of By Phyllis Naylor. Genre: Realistic Fiction. Reviewed by a 5th grade student. Alice in Rapture, Sort Of is a very good book about a girl named Alice who is 13. She has a brother Lewis, and a dad. Her mom died when Alice was a little girl! She's got two best friends named Elizabeth and Pamela. She has a boyfriend named Patrick. Her older brother is 22 and is still living in the house. Her dad is a manager at a music store. Alice and her friends go to the beach, and she isn't having a good time because her boyfriend isn't there. So her brother brought Patrick. This book is really funny. Elizabeth has no father, so sometimes she goes to Alice's dad and sometimes Alice goes to Elizabeth's mom. Pamela doesn't have a dad either, but she doesn't go to Alice's dad. If you like books about friendship, you'll love this book. Phyllis Naylor has also written Starting With Alice, The Agony of Alice, and Alice in Between. She has written tons of other Alice books. I recommend all of the Alice books! They are great!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I liked the book because it was a book you couldn't stop reading. It was awesome because it talked about boy problems if you are interested in them. It shows that you dont need a man to look good.
Guest More than 1 year ago
it was about a girl who is going threw reguar girl problems. boyfriends, best friends, and no mom.
Guest More than 1 year ago
You can relate to everything that happens in Alice's life. This is a hilarious and wonderful book. I would recommend it to anyone.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book, like all the Alice books is fabulous! It is a true to life book about a girl and the summer between 6th and 7th grade. Even if you're 97 years old, you'll still like this book I totally recommend it!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Of all the 'Alice' books, this one is defintely the best. It has everything that I could think of to be in a good book. Humor, fun, and semi-sophistacation.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Alice books are so great!! I had no idea that Patrick was such a hotty!! I highly recommend this book to everyone. Everytime I go to the library, I look for Alice book and they're all checked out.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I really liked this book because it was the kind that you could relate to. I laughed, cried, and couldn't put it down.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I've read 3 Alice books.My school only has 4 Alice books
Guest More than 1 year ago
It was about a girl named Alice, and her boyfriend, Patrick, throughout the whole summer. She trys to remember her mother and times with her best friends. I recommend this book for older kids around the age of 12.
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