Buttheads from Outer Space

by Jerry Mahoney

Overview

The buttheads have landed—and they're trying to wipe us out!
My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan.
We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out—but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked! Two aliens showed up one night in the bathroom of my favorite restaurant, and we snuck them home to my room.
The problem is, they're total buttheads! Literally. They have butts on their heads, and they talk in farts. They're rude, disgusting, and they love Earth so much, they just invited 70 billion of their friends to join them here.
Oops.
Now it's up to us—two sixth graders with B-pluses in science—to save the planet from the sickest extraterrestrials in the universe. (Preferably without my parents finding out.)
Sorry, everyone. Better get used to talking out of your butts, because we're all probably doomed...

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781510732612
Publisher:	Sky Pony
Publication date:	03/20/2018
Pages:	288
Sales rank:	750,793
Product dimensions:	5.40(w) x 8.10(h) x 0.80(d)
Age Range:	8 - 12 Years

About the Author

Jerry Mahoney is the author of the series My Rotten Stepbrother Ruined Fairy Tales. He is located in the city of Los Angeles on the planet Earth, along with a husband and two children who are most likely human. His butt is just where you'd expect it to be, thank you very much. Find out more at jerrymahoneybooks.com.

Editorial Reviews

"I laughed my butt off!" —Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library
"Will cause giggle and snicker overload." —Kirkus Reviews
"A strong bid for Captain Underpants grads." —Booklist

"I laughed my butt off!" —Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library
"Will cause giggle and snicker overload." —Kirkus Reviews
"A strong bid for Captain Underpants grads." —Booklist

From the Publisher

02/01/2018
Gr 3–6—Forget the Voyager space probe and its Golden Record: alien interest in Earth is piqued by the "please visit our planet" blog written by Josh and Lloyd, sixth grade self-described underachievers. Answering the boys' invitation are aliens Doodoofartmama and IAmAWeenieBurger, whose butts are on their heads, speak in farts, and have a talent for defecating. Mahoney (My Rotten Stepbrother Ruined Cinderella) cheerfully aims low and single-mindedly hits his scatological mark at the expense of character development and setting. It's surprising that a "fun" novel's pace drags for the first 100 pages until Josh and Lloyd realize the aliens' visit may not be friendly after all. A gratuitous mention of boobs makes for an awkward moment in otherwise PG-rated content. The crude humor makes a noticeable shift in the novel's appendix, written as Josh and Lloyd's blog posts. Their suddenly witty riffs on topics from why to avoid sea salt to how the country of Chad got its name read more like Mahoney's adult ruminations than those of sixth graders. VERDICT Order where readers can't get enough of fatuous gross-out humor.—Marybeth Kozikowski, Sachem Public Library, Holbrook, NY

School Library Journal

2018-02-04
First contact is exciting…but what if the ETs are real buttheads?Lloyd and Josh start a blog, The Peaceful Extraterrestrial's Guide to Earth, to invite aliens to Earth, explaining such topics of Earth culture as games, being sick, holidays, old ladies, and bathrooms. When two actual aliens with butts where their heads should be and faces on their rears answer the call, life gets complicated. IAmAWeenieBurger speaks English, but Doodoofartmama communicates only by farting; the species has 142 excretory functions. They claim that they are on Earth to meet Josh and Lloyd, play video games, and help the boys get the better of Quentin, a big, conceited jerk in their class who excels at everything. Naturally, that's not all. When threatened with exposure, the smelly aliens (who've already gotten the boys in a pile of trouble) send out a fart-call to 70 billion of their butthead buddies to join an invasion. Can Josh and Lloyd save every human on Earth from menial (and repulsive) servitude? Mahoney's over-the-top romp, with footnoted blog posts that appear at the rear, will cause giggle and snicker overload in its target audience. Josh narrates in a believably snarky 12-year-old voice, and he, Lloyd, and their classmates all come across as real kids with real-kid senses of humor. Race goes unmentioned, but the cover illustration indicates that one boy presents black and the other white.Most grown-ups will hate this, butt that's half the fun. (Science fiction. 9-12)

Kirkus Reviews