The Catastrophic History of You and Me
Jess Rothenberg perfectly captures the all-consuming heartbreak of teen romance in her splendidly realized debut novel, The Catastrophic History of You and Me. Lovestruck Brie doesn't just think she's going to die-she actually dies-when her boyfriend reveals he doesn't love her. Now in Heaven, Brie finds herself accompanied by a spirit guide named Patrick-who might just hold the key to healing her broken heart.
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The Catastrophic History of You and Me
Jess Rothenberg perfectly captures the all-consuming heartbreak of teen romance in her splendidly realized debut novel, The Catastrophic History of You and Me. Lovestruck Brie doesn't just think she's going to die-she actually dies-when her boyfriend reveals he doesn't love her. Now in Heaven, Brie finds herself accompanied by a spirit guide named Patrick-who might just hold the key to healing her broken heart.
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The Catastrophic History of You and Me

The Catastrophic History of You and Me

by Jess Rothenberg

Narrated by Suzy Jackson

Unabridged — 9 hours, 36 minutes

The Catastrophic History of You and Me

The Catastrophic History of You and Me

by Jess Rothenberg

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Jess Rothenberg perfectly captures the all-consuming heartbreak of teen romance in her splendidly realized debut novel, The Catastrophic History of You and Me. Lovestruck Brie doesn't just think she's going to die-she actually dies-when her boyfriend reveals he doesn't love her. Now in Heaven, Brie finds herself accompanied by a spirit guide named Patrick-who might just hold the key to healing her broken heart.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

When Brie's boyfriend, Jacob, dumps her, the 15-year-old girl literally dies of a broken heart. She's left floating above her family and friends, attempting to piece together the fragments of her brief life and how it all came to an end with the four devastating words, "I don't love you." With the help of Patrick, a cute and funny boy who died in the 1980s, Brie passes through the stages of grief. Along the way, she witnesses the people she loved mourn her (including her cardiac surgeon father, who frantically searches for a logical explanation for her death), revisits episodes from her past, and exacts ghostly revenge on her ex. Secondary characters can be slight, and elements of Rothenberg's premise are derivative of other titles featuring deceased teens in limbo. However, thanks to Brie's fresh and poignant narration, this first novel brings a welcome touch of irreverence to the larger themes of death, heartbreak, and forgiveness as Brie learns that sometimes there really are second chances. Ages 12–up. Agent: Stephen Barbara, Foundry Literary + Media. (Feb.)

From the Publisher

"Gorgeous, funny, and heartbreaking." —Lauren Oliver, New York Times bestselling author of Before I Fall

"Blend[s] humor, uncertainty, anger, and hope. In her debut novel, Rothenberg supplies readers with an imaginative and intriguing vision of what might happen after death." —School Library Journal

"Rothenberg blends genius in a fresh and heart-wrenching way." —Booklist

"This debut is a fast, twisty, highly dramatic read about the turbulent nature of love."—Romantic Times

"Rothenberg explores what happens in the afterlife when you aren't quite done with your life" —San Franscisco Chronicle

"The funniest, sweetest, most heartfeld, sigh-worth and oh-so romantic story I've ever read. You'll love it!" —Cynthia Leitich Smith, New York Times bestselling author of Eternal and Blessed

BCCB

"Peppered with slang and pop culture references, Brie's voice is utterly adolescent, and her lively, flirtatious banter with Patrick...rivals that of any blockbuster rom-com."

Booklist

"Weaving significant contemporary issues into a romance flecked with humor, Rothenberg blends genres in a fresh and heartwrenching way. With echoes of Thornton Wilder's Our Town and Lauren Oliver's Before I Fall (2010), this is an emotional and thoughtful first novel with a twist."

Lauren Oliver

"Inventive, gorgeous, funny and yes...heartbreaking. You will absolutely love this book."

School Library Journal - Audio

Gr 9 Up—Brie is a girl with a broken heart—literally. After her boyfriend, Jacob, tells her he doesn't love her, she dies of a broken heart. In fact, at the autopsy, they find that her heart is in two pieces. How do we know this? Because Brie, now in that place between Earth and Heaven, tells us so. Waiting at "A Little Slice of Heaven," an afterlife pizza joint, she meets Patrick, a dead boy who shows her the ropes of being dead. As she passes through the five stages of grief, she gets revenge on Jacob and her good friend, Sadie; meets the irritating Larkin who encourages Brie's dark side; and falls in afterlife love with Patrick. While she's not a very likeable character for most of the story, she's redeemed in the end. Suzy Jackson provides discernible voice, emotion, and pace to the characters and plot in Jess Rothenberg's novel (Dial, 2012). For paranormal romance fans.—Ann Brownson, Ballenger Teachers Center, Eastern Illinois University, Charleston

School Library Journal

Gr 9 Up—Shortly before her 16th birthday, Brie Eagan dies of a broken heart (literally) when her boyfriend, Jacob, tells her that he doesn't love her. What happens after her death, as narrated by Brie, carries readers to a complex afterlife full of surprises and challenges. At the Little Slice of Heaven pizzeria, aka "Forever," she meets charming Patrick, who gives her a handbook offering advice for dealing with eternity. Although Brie largely ignores the guide, she can't escape passing through the messy stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, sadness, and acceptance) as she returns to view her family and friends. When she learns that Jacob lied to her, she's determined to get revenge for what she originally interprets as his betrayal despite feeling powerless to set things right. Fortunately, she does figure out her relationship with Patrick in time to save him from spending eternity as a lost soul. Brie's recollections of life on Earth and her reactions to her new reality blend humor, uncertainty, anger, and hope. While travels through various regions of the afterlife are intriguing, the book's more valuable insights concern how people misinterpret the motives, actions, and emotions of others. In her debut novel, Rothenberg supplies readers with an imaginative and intriguing vision of what might happen after death.—Kathy Piehl, Minnesota State University, Mankato

JUNE 2013 - AudioFile

Suzy Jackson portrays the ups and downs of a teenage girl who is coming to terms with her own recent death. Throughout scenes of ghostly revenge and family nostalgia, as well as intermittent song lyrics, Jackson artfully uses inflection, pacing, and cadence to create an authentic teen voice. Brie finds herself in her own “Little Slice of Heaven” after suffering a broken heart (literally). With the help of Patrick, a boy who died over 20 years earlier, she sets out to navigate the afterlife and her own grief. As she discovers that it’s not easy to watch the world go on without her, Patrick holds on to a secret that will change everything. Listeners will appreciate Jackson’s characterizations and occasional outbursts of song. E.A.B. © AudioFile 2013, Portland, Maine

Kirkus Reviews

When Brie's heart literally breaks, killing her, she must go through the five stages of grief before moving on in the afterlife. Brie leaves behind a loving family, three best friends and a first boyfriend whose declaration that he didn't love her caused the bizarre heart event that offed her. Under the guidance of the annoying-but-hot Patrick, she explores the afterlife, haunts her ex-boyfriend and works her way through the D&G Handbook (D&G stands for "dead and gone"). It's Patrick who tells her that her first task in the afterlife is to work through those five classic stages: denial, anger, bargaining, sadness and acceptance. Brie is a likable-enough narrator, when she's not being vengeful. But Rothenberg's afterlife is irritatingly undefined for one that comes complete with a handbook. Rules seem to be applied more for narrative convenience than any adherence to complete concept, and the twist that drives the climax, while satisfying in an It's A Wonderful Life kind of way, comes out of nowhere. Moreover, her progress through the stages of grief becomes muddied by her continued interactions with the living world. Yes, she's angry, but it's hard to tell whether she's angry at dying or at her ex-boyfriend. Gabrielle Zevin's Elsewhere (2005) stands out as far better treatment of a similar concept. Interesting idea, not-so-great execution. (Fiction. 13 & up)

Product Details

BN ID: 2940169100051
Publisher: Recorded Books, LLC
Publication date: 02/21/2012
Edition description: Unabridged
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