Chaos is the Lesson Plan: [Classroom Mayhem for Middle School Grades 4-6]

A Hilariously Honest Glimpse into the Wild World of Substitute Teaching

Meet Ms. Long, a substitute teacher who's part alligator, part classroom warrior, and entirely unbothered by your child's chaos. When she walks into a classroom, the students may pretend to be normal, but it never lasts. From a mysterious lesson plan to a perpetually surprised rubber chicken (yes, really), this story is a riotous celebration of survival, sass, and sticker-based redemption. And yep, it's in full color, because chaos isn't meant to be black and white.

Designed for middle-grade readers who appreciate a little anarchy with their reading, this full-color illustrated story will have kids laughing, cheering, and secretly wondering if their sub might be a gator in disguise. Buckle up because when Ms. Long's in charge, chaos isn't the problem. It is the plan.

WHY STUDENTS SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK

Because finally there's a book where:

  • The substitute teacher is the cool one (even if she's scaly).
  • Rules are made to be questioned. Or hilariously misinterpreted.
  • Every student gets a sticker. Yes. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
  • Chaos doesn't mean failure. It means fun, friends, and figuring it out.
  • And when the story's over? The fun keeps going with off-the-wall activities, from a crossword and chaos challenges to designing your own flair.

Also, there's a rubber chicken named Steve. Need anyone say more?

FROM THE AUTHOR
Hi y'all! I'm Ms. Long-the substitute teacher you wish your class had. While I'm technically fictional (don't tell the students), I'm based on the real-life adventures of an award-winning sub (aka The Real Ms. Long) who has faced it all with flair, flared pants, a balloon, and... of course, stickers!

This book was made to make students laugh, relate, and feel seen, whether they're a Lucio-level skeptic, a Heimy-grade snack master, or a future chaos legend like Jeyre (and his sidekick Steve). Stick around... this is just the first wave of chaos!

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Chaos is the Lesson Plan: [Classroom Mayhem for Middle School Grades 4-6]

A Hilariously Honest Glimpse into the Wild World of Substitute Teaching

Meet Ms. Long, a substitute teacher who's part alligator, part classroom warrior, and entirely unbothered by your child's chaos. When she walks into a classroom, the students may pretend to be normal, but it never lasts. From a mysterious lesson plan to a perpetually surprised rubber chicken (yes, really), this story is a riotous celebration of survival, sass, and sticker-based redemption. And yep, it's in full color, because chaos isn't meant to be black and white.

Designed for middle-grade readers who appreciate a little anarchy with their reading, this full-color illustrated story will have kids laughing, cheering, and secretly wondering if their sub might be a gator in disguise. Buckle up because when Ms. Long's in charge, chaos isn't the problem. It is the plan.

WHY STUDENTS SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK

Because finally there's a book where:

  • The substitute teacher is the cool one (even if she's scaly).
  • Rules are made to be questioned. Or hilariously misinterpreted.
  • Every student gets a sticker. Yes. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
  • Chaos doesn't mean failure. It means fun, friends, and figuring it out.
  • And when the story's over? The fun keeps going with off-the-wall activities, from a crossword and chaos challenges to designing your own flair.

Also, there's a rubber chicken named Steve. Need anyone say more?

FROM THE AUTHOR
Hi y'all! I'm Ms. Long-the substitute teacher you wish your class had. While I'm technically fictional (don't tell the students), I'm based on the real-life adventures of an award-winning sub (aka The Real Ms. Long) who has faced it all with flair, flared pants, a balloon, and... of course, stickers!

This book was made to make students laugh, relate, and feel seen, whether they're a Lucio-level skeptic, a Heimy-grade snack master, or a future chaos legend like Jeyre (and his sidekick Steve). Stick around... this is just the first wave of chaos!

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Chaos is the Lesson Plan: [Classroom Mayhem for Middle School Grades 4-6]

Chaos is the Lesson Plan: [Classroom Mayhem for Middle School Grades 4-6]

by MS Long
Chaos is the Lesson Plan: [Classroom Mayhem for Middle School Grades 4-6]

Chaos is the Lesson Plan: [Classroom Mayhem for Middle School Grades 4-6]

by MS Long

Overview

A Hilariously Honest Glimpse into the Wild World of Substitute Teaching

Meet Ms. Long, a substitute teacher who's part alligator, part classroom warrior, and entirely unbothered by your child's chaos. When she walks into a classroom, the students may pretend to be normal, but it never lasts. From a mysterious lesson plan to a perpetually surprised rubber chicken (yes, really), this story is a riotous celebration of survival, sass, and sticker-based redemption. And yep, it's in full color, because chaos isn't meant to be black and white.

Designed for middle-grade readers who appreciate a little anarchy with their reading, this full-color illustrated story will have kids laughing, cheering, and secretly wondering if their sub might be a gator in disguise. Buckle up because when Ms. Long's in charge, chaos isn't the problem. It is the plan.

WHY STUDENTS SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK

Because finally there's a book where:

  • The substitute teacher is the cool one (even if she's scaly).
  • Rules are made to be questioned. Or hilariously misinterpreted.
  • Every student gets a sticker. Yes. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
  • Chaos doesn't mean failure. It means fun, friends, and figuring it out.
  • And when the story's over? The fun keeps going with off-the-wall activities, from a crossword and chaos challenges to designing your own flair.

Also, there's a rubber chicken named Steve. Need anyone say more?

FROM THE AUTHOR
Hi y'all! I'm Ms. Long-the substitute teacher you wish your class had. While I'm technically fictional (don't tell the students), I'm based on the real-life adventures of an award-winning sub (aka The Real Ms. Long) who has faced it all with flair, flared pants, a balloon, and... of course, stickers!

This book was made to make students laugh, relate, and feel seen, whether they're a Lucio-level skeptic, a Heimy-grade snack master, or a future chaos legend like Jeyre (and his sidekick Steve). Stick around... this is just the first wave of chaos!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780972292337
Publisher: Honored Babies Press
Publication date: 07/30/2025
Series: Ms. Long: The Ultimate Sub , #1
Pages: 74
Product dimensions: 8.50(w) x 11.00(h) x 0.15(d)
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