Murderous mascots, well-meaning linguists, and flatulent maidens, oh my! Welcome to Characters, an irreverent compilation of fourteen shockingly shameless short stories. There's a little something for everyone between these pages, from the dogmatic dissections in "PBR" to the tongue-in-cheek, "A Case of the Wednesdays," and the charmingly absurd, "What's Eating You?" This collection was revised and remastered by the author to reflect their proper gender identity, while also breathing new life into old stories that were destined for more. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll look at bath tubs in an entirely different light, then forget everything you read a week later because...well, that's life. Literature is a cruel, strange mistress-don't be afraid to follow her down this queer, little rabbit hole.
