- Illuminate your body, mind, and soul with the cleansing light of Freedom that shines from the pages of this powerful handbook!
- Read the only straight-shooting, authorized, legally binding code of behavior capable of saving you from mistakes of thought and deed that could land you in the clink forever!
- Learn what it means to be a good American, and how you can impress the authorities so that they'll leave you alone!
- Teach your children to respect God, the flag, our nation's brave Presidential Appointee George W. Bush, and most of all, Dick Cheney!
- Be a better American than your neighbors, then turn them in to the Department of Homeland Security for their traitorous behavior!
Author Biography: Mike Loew has been the Graphics Editor for The Onion since 1995. He was a co-author and produced the graphics for The Onion's New York Times #1 bestseller Our Dumb Century, and is the author of Tough Call. Joe Garden's story of being plucked from the obscurity of a Madison, WI, liquor store and thrust into the obscurity of byline-free satire writing has become legend. He has been a writer for The Onion for ten years. Randy Ostrow is a producer of films such as Let It Ride, State of Grace, Fresh, and Basquiat. Together, they are the The Better Citizenship Bureau.
- Illuminate your body, mind, and soul with the cleansing light of Freedom that shines from the pages of this powerful handbook!
- Read the only straight-shooting, authorized, legally binding code of behavior capable of saving you from mistakes of thought and deed that could land you in the clink forever!
- Learn what it means to be a good American, and how you can impress the authorities so that they'll leave you alone!
- Teach your children to respect God, the flag, our nation's brave Presidential Appointee George W. Bush, and most of all, Dick Cheney!
- Be a better American than your neighbors, then turn them in to the Department of Homeland Security for their traitorous behavior!
Author Biography: Mike Loew has been the Graphics Editor for The Onion since 1995. He was a co-author and produced the graphics for The Onion's New York Times #1 bestseller Our Dumb Century, and is the author of Tough Call. Joe Garden's story of being plucked from the obscurity of a Madison, WI, liquor store and thrust into the obscurity of byline-free satire writing has become legend. He has been a writer for The Onion for ten years. Randy Ostrow is a producer of films such as Let It Ride, State of Grace, Fresh, and Basquiat. Together, they are the The Better Citizenship Bureau.
Citizen You!: Helping Your Government Help Itself
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Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781565849150 |
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Publisher: | New Press, The |
Publication date: | 07/04/2004 |
Pages: | 232 |
Product dimensions: | 7.02(w) x 9.50(h) x 0.60(d) |