Confessions of a Proverbs 32 Woman: How I Went from Messed Up to Blessed Up Without Changing a Single Thing

Confessions of a Proverbs 32 Woman: How I Went from Messed Up to Blessed Up Without Changing a Single Thing

by Kerri Pomarolli

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Overview

"For Christians who love a bit of sass, this delightful guide poignantly explains how to praise God while accepting the messiness that life brings."—Publisher's Weekly 

God is Crazy About You—Hot Mess and All!

 
If you’re anything like Kerri Pomarolli, you’ve read Proverbs 31 and thought, “Who is this woman? And what kind of magic unicorn, Energizer Bunny juice does she have on IV?”
 
And you thought social media standards were hard to live up to!  
 
As a sought-after comedian living in LA, Kerri knows about impossible standards. “I don’t plow, and I don’t rise early. When it says she gathers her food from afar, does that mean takeout…?”
 
In Confessions of a Proverbs 32 Woman, Kerri fearlessly shares the messiness of her own life with wit and honesty. Join her as she delves into the struggles of the modern woman tired of trying and failing to live up to Pinterest-looking, air-brushed, and insta-filtered “real life” role models telling her she’s not quite good enough. And learn the two things you can hold onto for longer than your smartphone: genuine self-awareness and humble God-awareness.
 
Kerri is a self-proclaimed hot mess for Jesus who has learned that God never said our lives would be mess-less, but He also never intended for us to wallow forever without a way through. When you’re at your most hopeless, God and His Word will meet you there, where you’ll find, as Kerri has, that this #hotmess4Jesus thing really can be the best possible life to live.



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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780736977487
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Publication date: 11/05/2019
Pages: 208
Sales rank: 288,445
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Kerri Pomarolli is a writer, comedian, speaker, and the ultimate Proverbs 32 Woman. She tours nationwide with clean comedy at top Christian and secular venues, with film and TV appearances. Known as “Hollywood’s Favorite God Girl,” she lives with her daughters in LA by the sea. kerripom.com   
 

Table of Contents

Introduction: Confession Time 9

Quiz: Are You a Proverbs 31 or Proverbs 32 Woman? 19

1 Jazz Class Groupon 21

2 22 Minutes 33

3 My Nine-Year-Old Is Way More Christian Than I Am 47

4 Fasting, Praying, and Captain Crunch 57

5 Africa Wrecked Me…Sort Of 65

6 In Defense of Martha 77

7 One Is the Loneliest Number 89

8 I'm Failing First Grade 101

9 Daddy Issues 119

10 Dear Diary, Oh Diary 131

11 The Grass Is Always Greener, Even When Its Fake 149

12 My Heart Is Breaking for Hollywood 169

13 Mean Girls 183

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