Table of Contents
I Life (& Writing)
Something We Share, Something We Don't 13
The Dark Ages: Before I Wrote 19
My Default Man 25
Agoraphobia, Writing, and Me: Fear and Laughing at Canyon Ranch 29
Father Chronicles: Embracing Cordelia 35
House Lessons I: Aspirational Storytelling 41
Autumn, 1972 45
AD(H)D I 49
A Life of Profound Uncertainty 55
On Not Reading 59
Rejection, Summer Conference Style 63
The Dreaded Desk Drawer Novel 67
My Parent Trap 73
AD(H)D II: August 8,2011 79
The Art of Ripping Stitches 83
On Learning to Spell Women's Names While Men Buy My Novel for Their Wives 85
In Which My Mother Suggests That I Murder Her, As a Marketing Ploy 91
Shut Up, Shut Down 95
Material 99
Father Chronicles: To the Extent That He Was Able 103
Varieties of Fiction 107
II Writing (& Life)
Twenty-One Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Started to Write 111
The Collaborative Reader 117
The Final Draft: What's Love Got to Do With It? 121
How (Not?) to Query 125
Line Edits I 131
Living in the Present 133
If Only! The Imaginative Wealth of What Didn't Take Place 137
No Fool Like a Bold Fool 141
Give It Up 147
House Lessons II: To Renovate, to Revise 151
Revising Reality 155
The Success Gap 159
The Literary Birds & Bees: How One Novel Was Conceived 163
In Defense of Adverbs, Guardians of the Human Condition 167
Line Edits II 171
The Subject is Subjectivity 173
Tales of Sorrow, Tales of Woe 177
House Lessons III: Showing Not Telling 181
Giotto's Perfect Circle 185
Line Edits III 191
Father Chronicles: The Persistence of Demons 193
Empty Now 197
Acknowledgments 201
About the Author 203