Dark & Stormy Nights: Tales Best Left Untold

by G Longtale

Overview

Shake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness - and what you get is Dark & Stormy Nights.

This memoir blends:

• 2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's The Rum Diary
• 1 generous pour of Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
• A splash of Californication's unapologetic dark humor
• All served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.

From the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say "Dark & Stormy."

Perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - Dark & Stormy Nights is the ultimate island misadventure.

Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781068406317
Publisher:	G.Longtale
Publication date:	03/12/2025
Pages:	134
Product dimensions:	5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.31(d)

About the Author

G. Longtale is a writer, wanderer, and professional bad decision-maker who somehow keeps surviving long enough to document the wreckage. A self-proclaimed connoisseur of airport bars, questionable life choices, and the fine art of talking his way out of things, he's spent years bouncing between boardrooms and back alleys-drinking hard, thinking harder, and occasionally making himself useful in between. His debut, Dark & Stormy Nights: Tales Best Left Untold, peeled back the layers of expatriate misadventure, blurring the line between memory and myth. Some of it happened exactly as written. Some of it happened differently. Some of it should have happened that way. Now, with the Corporate Crusader series, he turns his sharp eye and sharper wit toward the world of high-functioning degeneracy-where PowerPoint decks and criminal intent aren't mutually exclusive, and sometimes the only way to fix a problem is to remove it entirely. Longtale's stories exist in that murky space between lived experience, half-remembered embellishment, and the fantasy conclusions he should have gone with at the time. When not writing, he can be found drinking a perfectly chilled vodka in a first-class lounge, a lukewarm beer in a dive bar that smells of regret, or a bottle of mad dog 20:20 on a park bench at an hour when no one should be drinking-fitting in just enough to be left alone, but never enough to belong.