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Dawn of the Lizards: A Poetry in Haiku
Have you ever wondered what's really in your blood? Most people go through life having no interest in whether their veins flow from the genetics of the "Old Country." They're too preoccupied with their iPhone, Xbox, or fax machine. Perhaps you're not like those people. Maybe you've stopped to wonder, "Why do some people look like Velociraptor?" In his epic work of Haiku, "Dawn of the Lizards, a Poetry in Haiku," underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist Angello Wellson-Noble unravels this mystery and many more. Along the way he exposes a lizard alien conspiracy that spans the ages and has secretly ruled the world since the Dawn of Mankind. Buckle up, dear reader, and do your homework. MASQUERADE YOUR POSTERIOR!!!
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Dawn of the Lizards: A Poetry in Haiku
Have you ever wondered what's really in your blood? Most people go through life having no interest in whether their veins flow from the genetics of the "Old Country." They're too preoccupied with their iPhone, Xbox, or fax machine. Perhaps you're not like those people. Maybe you've stopped to wonder, "Why do some people look like Velociraptor?" In his epic work of Haiku, "Dawn of the Lizards, a Poetry in Haiku," underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist Angello Wellson-Noble unravels this mystery and many more. Along the way he exposes a lizard alien conspiracy that spans the ages and has secretly ruled the world since the Dawn of Mankind. Buckle up, dear reader, and do your homework. MASQUERADE YOUR POSTERIOR!!!
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Dawn of the Lizards: A Poetry in Haiku

Dawn of the Lizards: A Poetry in Haiku

by Angello Wellson-Noble
Dawn of the Lizards: A Poetry in Haiku

Dawn of the Lizards: A Poetry in Haiku

by Angello Wellson-Noble

Overview

Have you ever wondered what's really in your blood? Most people go through life having no interest in whether their veins flow from the genetics of the "Old Country." They're too preoccupied with their iPhone, Xbox, or fax machine. Perhaps you're not like those people. Maybe you've stopped to wonder, "Why do some people look like Velociraptor?" In his epic work of Haiku, "Dawn of the Lizards, a Poetry in Haiku," underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist Angello Wellson-Noble unravels this mystery and many more. Along the way he exposes a lizard alien conspiracy that spans the ages and has secretly ruled the world since the Dawn of Mankind. Buckle up, dear reader, and do your homework. MASQUERADE YOUR POSTERIOR!!!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781475188097
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 04/01/2012
Pages: 52
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 7.99(h) x 0.12(d)

About the Author

Angello Wellson-Noble is an underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist. His theories are so controversial, nay, dangerous that he has been forced to keep his findings secret for the past thirty years. In this volume he has made the culmination of that research available for the first time outside of secret meetings, cryptically worded PostIt™ notes, and backroom Scrabble™ games.

Mr. Wellson-Noble enjoys the outdoor sports of survivalism, hunting, and [redacted]. He enjoys the indoor sports of pipe collecting, Scrabble™, and uncovering the secrets of worldwide conspiracies.
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