The Bangles were once upon a time a great band. When they first started out as fresh-faced kids back in the mid-'80s, they captured the jangle of
the Byrds, the melody of
the Left Banke, the attitude of
the Shangri-Las, and the rich harmonies of
the Mamas & the Papas (without the
Papas, of course) and wrapped them all up in a sweet and catchy package. Their first album was a bright, shiny
pop album full of all kinds of promise, which they thereafter either fulfilled or wasted depending on where you stood. Having a hit with the
Billy Steinberg-penned
novelty song
"Walk Like an Egyptian," doing
Prince songs (even though
"Manic Monday" is a song that deserves its
pop classic standing), hiring faceless session musicians to make the second album sound more in tune with the times: these all deserve votes for wasted. The rest of their career was strewn with one landmine after another, like
Susanna Hoffs being picked out as the focus of the band because she was "glamorous," the terrible
power ballad (and number one hit)
"Eternal Flame," more cover songs as singles (even though
"Hazy Shade of Winter" was pretty darn good) and finally, the bitter breakup. So far it is not a story unique to
the Bangles. Nor is the eventual, inevitable reunion.
Doll Revolution is the result of
the Bangles' re-formation. It would be nice to tell you that it was a triumphant return. It would be nice to tell you it was an interesting return. Sadly, it is neither. It is a bland, overproduced, and safe-sounding record that fails to leave much of an impression at all. Sure, all the things one would expect from a good
Bangles album are here -- jangling guitars; full, sweet harmonies; and earnest, emotional lead vocals. All that is lacking are songs. There are a couple that are decent, like
"Ask Me No Questions," a sweet
Debbi Peterson sung ballad, and
"Ride the Ride," a catchy
Hoffs folk rocker, but mostly they are forgettable or worse. Picking
Elvis Costello's recent self-derivative song
"Tear Off Your Own Head (It's a Doll Revolution) to cover as the lead track was a mistake.
Michael Steele's songs sound like they should be on a different band's record, the dark lyrical themes and clunky music drag
Doll Revolution down. As do
Hoffs'
MOR soul "Something You Said" and her weak
power ballad "I Will Take Care of You," which sounds like an attempt to duplicate the success of
"Eternal Flame." The rest of it sounds like a solid attempt at a
Sheryl Crow record, and that is something the
pop world did not need from
the Bangles.
Doll Revolution won't add much to
the Bangles' legacy. It won't do much to ruin it, either, perhaps that is the most fans of the band should have hoped for. [Initial pressings of
Doll Revolution came with a bonus
DVD featuring behind the scenes footage of the group filmed during the recording of the album, unreleased tracks, photo galleries, and the video for
"Something That You Said."] ~ Tim Sendra
