Dragon Removal Service

The war was bad. The cleanup is worse.

Sure, the dragon is dead and the Sorcerer is defeated. But with all the silly left-over magic running around the kingdom of Baltica, things are 'worser-than-worse'.

Who's going to clean it all up?

Eleven-year-old Gulchima Brixby thinks she's the girl for the job. She's just inherited the family construction company, and they're drowning in debt. When a bill-collector threatens her family with prison, Gulchima makes a risky decision. She signs a contract to remove all the silly left-over magic from the kingdom's biggest town.

Fairy poo in the fountain? Swan-maidens under the bridge? Pumpkins that strangle you in your sleep? How hard could it be? It's only magic...

But when a dead dragon drops on her doorstep, the job gets dangerous. Someone is sabotaging her contract, and if Gulchima can't figure out who killed that dead dragon, she might be next.

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Preposterous plots, ridiculous reasoning, glowing beards and obliteration of the fourth wall. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy Dragon Removal Service today!

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Dragon Removal Service

The war was bad. The cleanup is worse.

Sure, the dragon is dead and the Sorcerer is defeated. But with all the silly left-over magic running around the kingdom of Baltica, things are 'worser-than-worse'.

Who's going to clean it all up?

Eleven-year-old Gulchima Brixby thinks she's the girl for the job. She's just inherited the family construction company, and they're drowning in debt. When a bill-collector threatens her family with prison, Gulchima makes a risky decision. She signs a contract to remove all the silly left-over magic from the kingdom's biggest town.

Fairy poo in the fountain? Swan-maidens under the bridge? Pumpkins that strangle you in your sleep? How hard could it be? It's only magic...

But when a dead dragon drops on her doorstep, the job gets dangerous. Someone is sabotaging her contract, and if Gulchima can't figure out who killed that dead dragon, she might be next.

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Preposterous plots, ridiculous reasoning, glowing beards and obliteration of the fourth wall. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy Dragon Removal Service today!

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Dragon Removal Service

Dragon Removal Service

by Eric Stever
Dragon Removal Service

Dragon Removal Service

by Eric Stever

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Overview

The war was bad. The cleanup is worse.

Sure, the dragon is dead and the Sorcerer is defeated. But with all the silly left-over magic running around the kingdom of Baltica, things are 'worser-than-worse'.

Who's going to clean it all up?

Eleven-year-old Gulchima Brixby thinks she's the girl for the job. She's just inherited the family construction company, and they're drowning in debt. When a bill-collector threatens her family with prison, Gulchima makes a risky decision. She signs a contract to remove all the silly left-over magic from the kingdom's biggest town.

Fairy poo in the fountain? Swan-maidens under the bridge? Pumpkins that strangle you in your sleep? How hard could it be? It's only magic...

But when a dead dragon drops on her doorstep, the job gets dangerous. Someone is sabotaging her contract, and if Gulchima can't figure out who killed that dead dragon, she might be next.

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Preposterous plots, ridiculous reasoning, glowing beards and obliteration of the fourth wall. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy Dragon Removal Service today!


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781949026139
Publisher: Looka Books
Publication date: 11/20/2022
Series: Dragon Removal Service , #1
Pages: 358
Product dimensions: 5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

Eric "E.C." Stever is the author of science fiction and humorous fantasy. He has been publishing for over a decade.

Eric is a professional archaeologist in Idaho, a former Forest Service employee, and has also worked as a computer programmer. (Dear NASA: If you're recruiting for an expedition to those alien ruins on Omicron-Persei 8, he’s the ideal programmer-archaeologist you’ve been looking for.)

He lives on the River of No Return with a geologist, two unrepentant marshmallow fanatics, and several hundred eyebrow mites (don't judge, you have them too). Alas, the coyotes have eaten his cats.

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