Be the first in your Habitable Zone to take advantage of the available wonders in the world's first-ever Dystop-o-Mart Survivorium Maxi Catalog.
Need weaponized cuisine and fast-acting lava-resistant portable shelter? You bet! Originally an apocatourist destination known for its Fume Flume™, Petting Zoo Hospice, and Louseatorium, Dystop-o-Mart also offers the consumer so much more. Why leave your hunger, defense, and home library to fate?
The 64-page, all-color catalog includes a wishlist of non-discontinued products that just might help you survive even the most exasperating days of radionuclidic and tectonic flareups.
Popular available* vendibles include:
*May be unavailable
Your style and survival demand it. Whatever your direst need, Dystop-o-Mart has something to sell you. SHOP NOW SHOP NOW SHOP NOW
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Ryan Patrick is a graphic designer and author, and principal of a successful design firm for over 25 years. He has been a key developer of science and math tutoring programming for students Grades 7-12 and higher education, offering hands-on laboratory experience in biology, chemistry, and physics, as well as specialized disciplines such as forensic science and 3D print engineering. He has written and published a number of titles, including a collection of science and math jokes and a trivia book series about premier Florida theme parks. As a visual artist, Ryan specializes in EL wire costume and prop commissions; t-shirt designs that playfully take on early computing, pop culture, big brands, and typographic invention; and production and design of themed event spaces. His interests include experimental stereoscopic 3D photography, 1970s-era videogame consoles, and homemade ice cream, as well as people, places, and specified things.