Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolutely no narrative value, but magnificent fromage)
A tale of high adventure and elevated absurdity, Flabius Flaximus, mighty warrior of ancient times, traverses the known world, from snowy Egypt to the deserts of Jamaica, in search of windmills and a set of plastic utensils capable of destroying the universe, or at least powering Cobra's weather dominator. Aided by a daring and/or deranged spy, a testy fairy and a singing cowboy, Flabius battles mythological sirens, Nazis, Klingons and flower girls as he tries to thwart an evil wizard from achieving his goals of global conquest and an all-expenses-paid trip to Disney World. And then there are footnotes.
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Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolutely no narrative value, but magnificent fromage)
A tale of high adventure and elevated absurdity, Flabius Flaximus, mighty warrior of ancient times, traverses the known world, from snowy Egypt to the deserts of Jamaica, in search of windmills and a set of plastic utensils capable of destroying the universe, or at least powering Cobra's weather dominator. Aided by a daring and/or deranged spy, a testy fairy and a singing cowboy, Flabius battles mythological sirens, Nazis, Klingons and flower girls as he tries to thwart an evil wizard from achieving his goals of global conquest and an all-expenses-paid trip to Disney World. And then there are footnotes.
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Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolutely no narrative value, but magnificent fromage)

Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolutely no narrative value, but magnificent fromage)

by Michael Parker
Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolutely no narrative value, but magnificent fromage)

Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolutely no narrative value, but magnificent fromage)

by Michael Parker

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A tale of high adventure and elevated absurdity, Flabius Flaximus, mighty warrior of ancient times, traverses the known world, from snowy Egypt to the deserts of Jamaica, in search of windmills and a set of plastic utensils capable of destroying the universe, or at least powering Cobra's weather dominator. Aided by a daring and/or deranged spy, a testy fairy and a singing cowboy, Flabius battles mythological sirens, Nazis, Klingons and flower girls as he tries to thwart an evil wizard from achieving his goals of global conquest and an all-expenses-paid trip to Disney World. And then there are footnotes.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780615847573
Publisher: Michael Parker
Publication date: 07/08/2013
Pages: 270
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.57(d)

About the Author

Michael Parker is not a pen name for J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Richard Bachman, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, William Faulkner, Ford Madox Ford, James Joyce, William Shakespeare, John Milton, Sidney Sheldon, that Twilight lady, Langston Hughes, Miguel de Cervantes, Herman Melville, that other Michael Parker writer guy, or Arthur Miller. Writer, pontificating bloviator and cantankerous carnivore, Parker lives with his wife and children in upstate New York. He is a fan of chocolate cake with vanilla frosting.
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