Table of Contents
1 Welcome to Happy Chaos 1
2 Let's Have a Baby! 7
3 Granny Panties 15
4 Ya Never Know 28
5 Not-So-Traditional Traditions 37
6 Perfectly Imperfect 44
7 You Marry One, You Marry the Tribe 51
8 Please, Sir, May I Have Another? 57
9 Trusting My Gut, and Not the One I Came Home with After the Baby 63
10 Expect the Unexpected 69
11 What's Yours Is Mine 76
12 Don't Speak to Me Like That 83
13 Eating Dessert First 87
14 What's in a Name? 95
15 Happy Birthday 100
16 Yes, Michael Jackson Was My Babysitter 108
17 What I Learned from Punky 114
18 Too Scared to Scream 121
19 Let's Play the Quiet Game-You Know, the One Where No One Speaks for as Long as Possible ... 127
20 First Comes Love 133
21 The Mack Truck Moment 141
22 Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Holder 144
23 Jake Ryan, Where Are You? 153
24 Girl Time 157
25 The Much-Needed Family Vacation 163
26 Embarrassing Moments 168
27 Sticks and Stones 176
28 The Dash Between 183
29 Please and Thank You 190
30 Be My Baby 196
31 Rated PG 203
32 Crushes 209
33 Wild Child 222
34 It Takes Time to Save the World 228
35 Welcome Back, Virgil Frye 235
36 Don't Stop Make-believing 244
37 Growing Pains 249
38 To All You Dads out There 254
39 Mix Tape 259
40 Press Pause 267
Acknowledgments 273