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How to Have a XXX Sex Life
The Ultimate Vivid Guide
Chapter One
Porn Primer
Fantasy File:
He glances over from the bed and sees her in the bathtub, this beautiful, exotic woman he only met three days before. She looked really good dancing in that strip club, and she looks even better in his apartment. She feels his stare and caresses her breasts as she smiles back at him. She rises from her bath and begins humming a little song. She keeps her eyes on him as she continues to massage her breasts, thighs, and stomach. She playfully picks up a hairbrush and uses it as a microphone for a moment, then rubs it across her silky skin, too. She comes closer -- just to the doorway into the bedroom -- and jettisons her hairbrush in favor of a gel toy. From the bed, now fully erect just from watching, he tells her to put the toy inside herself. She moistens it in her mouth, then inserts it into her body, pushing it in and out in long, slow strokes. "You like to watch, don't you?" she asks. She turns around, offering him a different view of her autoerotic exhibition. He strokes his penis in anticipation of feeling her large sensuous lips on him. She crosses the room, takes a sip from her wineglass, and slowly inserts his entire shaft into her mouth. The warm, wet sensation makes him throw back his head in pleasure. He caresses her hair as he whispers, "Yes, that's it, baby, take it all." His penis grows bigger and harder with each motion. As she teasingly licks and kisses the head of his penis, she massages her breast with her other hand and brushes her nipple against his leg.
Next, she lies on her back with her legs in the air as he begins to enter. When he does, she squeals slightly at the first touch of his hardness and size. He shifts both her legs to the side as he starts to pump faster and faster. With each thrust, he quivers slightly as he feels himself inside her. He keeps going faster and faster. Raising her arms up over her head, she braces herself against the headboard as he continues. Beads of sweat form across his face and chest as he pushes harder and harder into her. "You like that, baby?" he asks in a hoarse whisper. "Yes, yes" is all she can reply. Soon, rocking back and forth with pleasure, she exclaims, "I'm going to come." He wants her to come. As he thrusts into her, he gently massages her clitoris with the tips of his fingers. She feels him everywhere and all around her; her body quivers as she senses her orgasm growing inside, pressing on towards its full release. She squeals again, then moans in sheer ecstasy as the waves of pleasure emerge from deep inside her. He feels her muscles twitching slightly out of control, which makes him even harder and bigger. Her body rocks as she climaxes. Hot, sweating and aroused beyond his dreams, he increases the pace of his thrusts even more, anticipating his own orgasm soon to come ...
-- from So I Married a Porn Star,
directed by Paul Thomas
Like tech stocks in the nineties, porn is the new hot topic. Everyone seems to be watching it; Jay Leno jokes about it on The Tonight Show. Everybody knows who Vivid star Jenna Jameson is, and the first prime-time TV series about a porn king recently aired on Fox. In this new age of sexual openness, men discuss their latest porno acquisitions as freely as they discuss The Matrix. And women have gotten in on the act as well. They may not be watching as much as men, but many women have become porn aficionados themselves, joining amateur strip clubs and striptease classes at the local gym, and wearing fashions that are obviously inspired by sex workers and the porn industry. Now women assume that most of the men in their lives spend at least a portion of the day viewing porn online. The easy accessibility of Internet adult entertainment has turned us into a nation of part-time porn buffs.
Of course all this is nothing new. Throughout history, erotic images have found their way into daily life. A quick look at the Greek vases in a major metropolitan museum reveals more than a few giant hard-ons among the satyrs chasing the lovely young maidens. An intriguing wall painting outside Pompeii has perplexed art historians for centuries: the Villa of the Mysteries, as it has been called, features a woman with a whip who looks an awful lot like a dominatrix. Even the Bible has Sodom and Gomorrah, while the Japanese have entertained themselves with erotic "pillow books" through the ages. Literature, too, is full of sexually charged writing. The works of the Marquis de Sade come quickly to mind, but others, such as those by Henry Miller and Anaïs Nin, are equally well known for their erotic content. The joy of sex, in other words, always finds an outlet for expression.
It's practically a truism to say that men are more visual than women when it comes to sex. What we mean by that is that men respond to images more readily than women, who usually favor a story line. But maybe the truth is that we only think that because guys get erections and girls don't. Nowadays, women are as likely to get turned on by a guy in a razor ad as men are by the girls in a beer ad. In any case, from pinup calendars at the service station to pilfered Victoria's Secret catalogs, we all know that men will take their visuals almost anywhere they can. And it doesn't take much more than that to get a woody. Beyond the visual stimulation, there's a built-in fantasy element every time a guy opens up to the Playboy centerfold or surfs into an adult website. Even if just for a second, he imagines the possibility of an encounter with the girl in the picture. And it's that hint of possibility that makes porn so popular.
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