I Only Cry with Emoticons
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Saul doesn't get why he's misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.

When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.

I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we're using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man's search for real connections, on and offline.

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I Only Cry with Emoticons
The Rumpus Book Club Pick, May 2022

Most Anticipated Books of 2022, The Rumpus

16 Upcoming Books from Indie Presses You’ll Love, BuzzFeed

Best Books of the Summer, Powell’s


Saul doesn't get why he's misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.

When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.

I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we're using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man's search for real connections, on and offline.

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I Only Cry with Emoticons

I Only Cry with Emoticons

by Yuvi Zalkow
I Only Cry with Emoticons

I Only Cry with Emoticons

by Yuvi Zalkow

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The Rumpus Book Club Pick, May 2022

Most Anticipated Books of 2022, The Rumpus

16 Upcoming Books from Indie Presses You’ll Love, BuzzFeed

Best Books of the Summer, Powell’s


Saul doesn't get why he's misunderstood. At his high-tech day job, he hides in the bathroom writing a novel about his dead grandfather and wonders why his boss wants to fire him. He tells his almost ex-wife about a blind date and wonders why she slams the door in his face. He aches with worry for his seven-year-old son, who seems happier living with his mom and her new man.

When the blind date becomes a complicated relationship, and Saul’s blunders at work threaten the survival of the company, Saul has to wake up and confront his fears.

I Only Cry with Emoticons is a quirky comedy that reveals the cost of being disconnected—even when we're using a dozen apps on our devices to communicate—and an awkward man's search for real connections, on and offline.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781636280370
Publisher: Red Hen Press
Publication date: 06/07/2022
Pages: 232
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x (d)

About the Author

Yuvi Zalkow is the author of the novel, A Brilliant Novel in the Works (MP Publishing 2012). His short stories have been published in Glimmer Train, Narrative Magazine, Carve Magazine, Rosebud, The Los Angeles Review, and others. He received an MFA from Antioch University. Yuvi also uses his poor drawing skills to make YouTube videos and mobile apps that ooze with his worries and anxiety. You can find out too much information about him at yuvizalkow.com. Yuvi lives with his wife, daughter, and grumpy cats in Portland, Oregon.

Read an Excerpt

My boss tells me it’s embarrassing that I’ve been here for six years and I’m still at Goldfish status. Ever since we installed the gamification plug-in, he knows exactly how many Likes I’ve gotten from coworkers, exactly how many Comments I’ve made, exactly how many Best Answers and Virtual Pints of Beer I’ve received, exactly how many Blog Posts I’ve posted. He even knows how many animated cat gifs I’ve giffed, which is zero. We get points assigned to these various activities and are assigned a status level based on our points. I’m a Goldfish even though some six-monthers have already leveled up to Penguin. My boss is a Blue Whale. People think Blue Whale is the highest level, but there’s an even higher level that no one has ever achieved.

He tells me this morning that I need to @ mention more people in my Posts. The Chief Technical Officer needs to know what I’m up to. Especially after the layoffs last year. And I can’t overlook the Algorithm group. [. . .] People need more visibility into what I’m doing.

But what I'm doing a lot of the time is hiding in the bathroom and writing stories about my dead grandfather and failing to @ mention the people I especially don't want to @ mention because I'm all @ mentioned out.

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