I Still Have It, I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

I Still Have It, I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

by Rita Rudner
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I Still Have It, I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It by Rita Rudner

I bought a new wrinkle cream.
If you use it once a day, you look younger in a month.
Twice a day, you look younger in two weeks.
I ate it.

As the years go by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will do just about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK surgery, industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive forty-ninth birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she turned fifty, she couldn’t even bear to say the word.

In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It, Rudner writes with humor and candor about all of the small indignities and everyday absurdities that have become standard fare. From the perils of catalog-ordering addiction to the challenges of keeping up with the latest in electronics, lingerie, and reality television to the joys and worries of being an older mother to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita covers it all.

So put on your bifocals and power up your sense of humor! Just don’t blame Rita when your laugh lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly honest and undeniably hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders and the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty.


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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780307449474
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication date: 05/13/2008
Sold by: Random House
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 686 KB

About the Author

RITA RUDNER is a celebrated and award-winning comedian, actress, screenwriter, and author. Her past books include the bestselling Naked Beneath My Clothes and the novels Tickled Pink and Turning the Tables. She currently performs exclusively in Las Vegas. Visit her online at www.RitaFunny.com.


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I Still Have It, I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
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jessie2 More than 1 year ago
At times it was cute. I enjoyed the little jokes in between the chapters more than I enjoyed the writing itself. And what is with the dying dog story at the end? I purposely read a book like this to not be upset by things like animals dying. Out of place in this book. Stick to stand up.