I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom: A Novel

Bonus paperback content - an excerpt from the new John Dies at the End book, coming in fall 2026!

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A standalone darkly humorous thriller set in modern America's age of anxiety, by New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin.

Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC.

But there are rules:

He cannot look inside the bo...